I am doing another Marhcup for Kayden and it’s also another IRS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHIKADELPUA
I math you cup with Glenn Howerton
•he looks at you with that blank homophobic vaguely feminine stare all the time
•Glenn always gets Botox on the 3rd of every month and you go to hold his hand and watch him inject the extras into his ballsack
•he listens to boygenius more than he should and it’s making him more sad than normal
•when you guys play Mario Kart he is always baby peach because he thinks it makes him faster
•he fuckinr despises family guy so you put it on just to watch his blood boil
•he got a dead tooth from his ex wife and it is disgusting
•Glenny doesn’t know how to put on a condom so you guys just don’t have sex so you don’t spread aids
•he’s a little bit of a slut and sometimes he comes home with another’s cum still in his ass
•he needs you to force feed him 49 Twinkies before you leave the house or else he will call the cops and tell them you hit him