#pastafarian

[oyiiixenia]

YIIK AU where everything is the exact same except Michael is a devout Pastafarian who tries to convert Alex on several occasions

[greatwyrmgold]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Catholic: They were created by God at the same time. It is known.

Protestant: Well, Genesis says God made birds on the fifth day. But chickens don't fly much, so maybe they're livestock or critters that move along the ground? Either way, it don't say nothing about God making eggs, so they came later.

Phylogeneticist: The prevalence of egg-laying in the order Galliformes suggests it to be a basal trait of the clade, while being a chicken is likely an apomorphy. Therefore, we can assume eggs came first.

Geologist: They first appear in the same strata. Could be a million years difference, but that's basically simultaneous.

Pastafarian: Eggs are an essential ingredient for good pasta, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of the greatest pasta in the universe. Therefore eggs must predate the creation of the universe that chickens live in.

Marxist: Chickens and eggs have a dialectical relationship.

[tardigradeinatrenchcoat]

Jesus Loves Me,

Yes I Know.

Flying Spaghetti Monster stimboard :DDD

I've genuinely considered becoming a Pastafarian, pirates are pretty cool, but I don't like beer

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(DNI; bigots, alt-rights, zionists, anti-mogai, truscum, transmeds, (pro)endos, proship, NSFW, ddlg)

[its-terf-or-nothin]

Yes! Finally, something good about my generation! 👏

Nearly 40% of Gen Z women identify as atheist, agnostic or have no faith: Barna

As they grapple with a profound disconnection from their parents and older adults in general, nearly 40 of young adult women in Generation Z

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

Reminder: pastafarians accept all people no matter of gender, skin color, sexuality, physical/mental ability or any such sort. All are welcome to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster with us

[franticfanficloremakers]

mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

*walks in with flying spaghetti monster shaped scar* so turns out you can ward off vampires with any religious symbol, not just christian ones

[calvinists-and-hobbesians]

Christians really use Pascal's Wager as if I couldn't just make up my own God and use the same arguments

They'll claim that a lack of evidence against something means that it exists RIGHT until I start preaching about the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who dwells in Pastafarian Heaven