Brick makes excellent progress at work, but starts to feel the struggle of trying to find his soulmate beginning to weigh on him. He turns to his siblings to help him through it—starting a Darling chatty family call.
Coraleye: I'm probably like... the last one you'd want to get advice from right now, bud. In case you forgot- I'm not doing so dandy, Briggie.
Sunglo: [Mechanical whirring in background] Yep. Count me out, as well. Unless you want me to build you a bot wife, I could probably manage that— after I finish rebuilding Cecilia anyway.
Charm: ...I mean, I am essentially the golden standard of love and romance, ya know... but none of you ever listen to what I have to say. Not that it matters anyway— my charisma can't be taught!
Coraleye: Couldn't you try like... any other Darling?
Brick: Nah. They always give the same shit: "listen to your heart" "follow your gut" "Just fucking find a brain and use it, dumb fuck."
Charm: Was that last one Aunt Salem?
Brick: Yeah dude. [Sigh] I dunno man, I don't think followin' my body parts is working. Maybe I should be taking a page from your story, Corie. How's your homewrecker arc going?
Coraleye: [Self-conscious chuckle] You'll have to tune into season 11 to find out!
Charm: Ha, yeah. Where we find out why the island had to deploy search parties for those good vibes you wrecked during your trip. Coraleye: Stop it! Look, I'm really sorry! I was emotionally compromised, and it was New Years Eve, and I was just...
Brick: Horny. We know, dude. It be like that sometimes.
Sunglo: Please don't enable this... Coraleye: NO. Chronically lonely! And maybe a little...
Charm: [Imitating Sunglo's voice] I can't partake in this debauchery, you heathens. You'll upset my tummy!
Coraleye: Well maybe cover your ears then!
Sunglo: [Groans] Can I just go?
All: NO!
Coraleye: Speaking of Story, has anybody heard from Sawyer yet? Any plans to come back from Selvadorada any time soon? I really miss those babies!
Charm: Shhhhhhh… don't bring up the baby mama. it's a touchy subject right now. I'll text you.
Coraleye: Oh—sorry! ok.
Brick: Ugh! DAMN IT! Can't you just do some sparkly magical matchmaking shit to help me out?
Charm: Yeah Cor, you know—the classic sparkly magical matchmaking shit spell, the one that all spellcasters learn on their first day.
Coraleye: …I mean I have a lot going on, Brick.
Brick: Oh right, you're gettin' interviewed for that documentary thing this weekend, ain't you?
Coraleye: Mhm. But I guess I can figure something out if I can get a good charge going.
Brick: Nah, forget it. You got enough on your plate, kid. I'ma have to get creative and sniff someone out on my own. Even if it riles up a little fury.
Charm: [Sighs] Welp. Sounds like Brick is about to make a bad decision. Gotta go, Frieda's gonna need to be briefed on this.

















