#charon supergiant

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

Thank you king, I will absolutely be misinterpreting this for my own benefit 🙏 this is an innuendo. to me

[alyona11]

Normal ppl playing Hades: Gonna do anything to date Than and Meg or both

Me playing Hades: I gonna give all my stuff to Charon so we would become friends. I vibe with this guy a lot.

Charon in all of Hades game: AGHFFFHAHHH

Me: big mood, I understand

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

damn even Mel is picking up on the Chermes

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

I love Charon. He was already chilling in the underworld when Hades showed up, and after Zagreus stole borrowed Charon's gold and got his ass kicked for it, Hades readily admits even he wouldn't want to tangle with Charon. It's like building a company around a tiger and when people ask you go "oh he's an employee".

And then the employee is just doing whatever the hell he wants. When Thanatos helps Zagreus escape by helping him clear out one room per run, he gets scolded.

But when Charon helps Zagreus escape by hiring two people to help and selling Zagreus a billion boons and food and powerups, suddenly Hades is looking away. He does not see. It's fine.

And poor Hypnos gets chewed out for not doing his job even though he's always there doing it, he's just a sleepy boy, meanwhile Charon has a whole ass side hobby (capitalism) and I've literally never seen him actually doing his job. I'm sure he does do it, I've just never seen him.

The only time we've seen him actually mad is when Zagreus threatens to tattle on him to his mom about Hermes

He's just the greatest. Zero fucks given just always doing whatever the hell he wants. Who's gonna stop him??

(It's possible Hades is unaware of all Charon is doing, and while not as funny, it is also pretty damn impressive tbh, because Hades knows everything else that happens in the underworld, except for whatever bullshit Charon is up to)

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

Charon in the hotsprings ideas:

Fully clothed

Too much hat, can't see character portrait

Gives Mel his hat to wear to the hotsprings instead of coming himself

Boat in hot spring