Aug 20, 2015
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IM DONE TIME FOR MOVIE REVIEWS
Now, I'm reallllly late for the majority of these so here's whats going to happen. I'm going to say the movie and No or Go or So So (I dont fucking care if the movie fucking out of the theaters) because thats literally the easiest way to deal with this. (There might be a little side not if I have additional words to say) NOT PROMISED SPOILER FREE
Hotel Transylvania: Go, It was a great kids movie.
Chasing Mavricks: So So, to be honest I didn't think it was that great. I spent most of the movie making dick jokes with my friend.
Breaking Dawn (Part 2): No. Just fucking no. The best scene ended up being a dream or vision or whatever. No.
Beautiful Creatures: So, so. It was a lot like the book, which was great, I just felt like the movie was rushed and not the best.
The Host: No. It dragged on way to long to be considered a Go in my books.
The Croods: Go, again, it was a wonderful, funny kids movie.
Oblivion: No. I watched the entire thing and it made no fucking sense at all. Not in the good way either.
ALL RIGHT THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
this was hard
i hope your satisfied.
you know who you are
you.
What.
I watched chasing mavericks today. Main characters name is Jay Moriarty. MORIARTY. This is the thought process- Jim moriarty had a son, with blonde curly hair and blue eyes. Named him jay. The only blonde Jim would go after is John(johns really cute, Jim's got a crush. Who doesn't have a crush on John.) and through some mystical ways, John is pregnant with Jim's son. And then they move to the coast and all start surfing. buuuut- John doesn't have curly hair, sherlock does. So that adds in a three-some. Yay? Stopstopstopstopstopwearedonethinking.stopthinking. DONE. AND THEN HE DIES. BECAUSE HE DROWNS. What.
I am three movie reviews behind. I have seen Hotel Transylvania, Chasing Mavricks and Breaking Dawn (Part 2). Do you guys want me to do them?
There are all kinds of sons. Some are born to you, some just occur to you.