#chat:evan

[rcbcstanlcstrange-blog]

“okay -- i know i’m LATE --” dropping his bag on the bed as he loosened his tie, “which is so bloody ironic that i want to bang my head against the wall, i was lecturing prewett on punctuality the other day --” he added, regaining his breath, “it’s just -- the quidditch plays were mucked up and i was fixing those, lost track of time and then i spent some time in the broom closet, no no - no fun there --” he added, “i was hiding from this fifth year -- rumour has it that she specializes on love attacks -- quite the potioneer when it comes to love potions--”

“what did i miss?” 

@amycuses @rczier

[emmesvcnces]

“okay -- so, i was out flying. i’m not going to lie or well, i can’t because clearly there’s a broom in my hand, but merlin evan -- can you take pity on my soul? its been a rough week --”

@rczier

[icequincess]

onlyevanderson said:

And controversy. And making people angry.

Having a bad reputation is better than having no reputation at all. Especially in my line of work.

[avenging-eagle]

atwistedoutcast replied to your post:Of COURSE it was a sex question. So? Is there anything you wouldn't do with Evan?

Damn. Does that mean I need to take the fuzzy cuffs back to Yaxley’s store?

If you were planning on using them on me then yes. 

[a-heart-full-of-fury-blog]

atwistedoutcast replied to your post:He'll probably be fucking Evan soon too.

For the record, he’s not really my type.

I know. He's...he was my brother. I figured with the resemblance and all.... 

[cassidy-grace-hixon]

evan-wolfe replied to your post:Five things NOT to say during sex.

The perfection of this post. Legit tears

Glad someone enjoys my sense of humor around here. 

[xcatastrophic]

He's just going to sit here and fake cry until somebody pays attention to him.

[athena-stavropolous-blog]

Welcome home, Evan.