#chats with

[elisequinn]

Just in theory if someone where to bring you some birthday baked goods the day after your birthday- like a cake or some cookies or muffins- what would your little grown up manchild heart desire?

@cagenewman

[treywright]

continued with @darpow

Right, their job is to be a pest, not pests to the poor or the dirty or whatever. They don't care at all. Oh yeah, it's always fun when you're bundled up and out in cow pasture in the bitter, bitter cold. And then for good measure, you slip in the snow. Be glad history teachers don't have to do that, though working with college students is no walk in the park, either.

[harveydont]

you come into my house, and insult my riddles

edward nygma to dick grayson

[treywright]

So I know your job is like...hacking and all that highly technological shit, but my dog knocked my laptop down and fucked something up and I was hoping you had any clue at all what to do, or else I will have to replace him. I’m kidding, obviously. Because Bernie is the most important boy in my life. @fallonpriya​

[omgcantbreathe]

To finding the biggest baddest things in the world and showing them that we're badder

[fasanationrose]

Yamichi: *insert fencing gif here* Legit fencing I swear

Vermilion: Pffff

Yamichi: That's what claymores are for. Fencing

Yamichi: I can see so many chaos heroes charging at law heroes in that gif

Vermilion: Omfg yes.

Yamichi: Law heroes get tiny sabers

Yamichi: Chaos heroes get CLAYMORES

Vermilion: Frick yeah.

Yamichi: Welcome to SMT

Vermilion: I get a claymore. Better run you short little lawbutt.

Yamichi: I'm 5'5"

Yamichi: And not only do I have a saber, I've got my AGILITY and MASTEMA

Yamichi: And, most important, JUSTIIIIIIICE

Vermilion: I'm five inches taller than you, so you're short.

Yamichi: I...

Yamichi: ...WELL I'M STILL AGILE AND I'VE STILL GOT JUSTICE

Yamichi: HERE COMES JUSTICE *lunges*

Vermilion: Bring it on. *agidynes you*

Yamichi: *shoots a bunch of hama-inducing exorcist paper thingies*

Yamichi: *also summons mastema*

Vermilion: *summons Satan*

Mastema: "... Goodbye, child of man" *flies away*

[fasanationrose]

Yamichi: Okay now I’m seeing Keita on one of those [suits of medieval armor]

QueenFumeBoo: hoo boy

Yamichi: and he barely fits inside

Yamichi: because he’s tiny

Yamichi: But he’s on a giant horse and stuff

Yamichi: And he’s off to save princess... Io. Because she’s closest to a stereotypical princess with her kind nature

QueenFumeBoo: airi would be a really hilariously fussy princess tho

Yamichi: Okay, Princess Airi then

Yamichi: and he’s competing with Princess Jungo

Yamichi: KNIGHT JUNGO*

Yamichi: I MEANT TO PUT KNIGHT JUNGO

QueenFumeBoo: PRINCESS JUNGO

Vermilion: Princess Jungo.

Vermilion: Princess Jungo.

Vermilion: I cannot believe.

Yamichi: PRINCESS JUNGO

Yamichi: WHAT HAVE I DONE