Sep 22, 2025
Time to bitch!
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Time to bitch!
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When life gives me lemons I need Mal to tell me what to do?
When life gives me lemons I can turn that lemon into whatever the hell I want
When life gives me lemons I will teach you how to make lemonade yourself and judge it and chat about it!
When life gives me lemons I blow them away then shag men and the wraiith!
When life gives me lemons I remind them I am knife wife
When life gives me lemons I ask if they go with waffles?
Lemons anyone by @ladylrbloom
Chatty Darkling strikes again! Chat with Mum by @ladylrbloom
"Just eat a lot of cabbage Moi Soverennyi, it's supposed to be an Aphrodisiac! She'll love you for it! You can blame Zoya for any side effects!"
"FYI! I had cabbage!"
"That's nice. I hope it burns your arse off"
"Cabbage! Not chilli!"
"A whole ton of cabbage!"
"Oh shit. You've been listening to Ivan again, haven't you?"
Five mins later!
"Right! Since you are incapable of doing what I tell you I see I have to drive this Skiff myself!
Zoya, you're fired! Have fun being a pigeon!:
""Maximum fire power and wee!"
"Now this the best fart show ever! Alina, you're missing out!"
A bit more then five secs later .....
"Never let me eat cabbage again Ivan."
Deadly cabbage by @ladylrbloom
Bru, as your best man I've got to give you advice to stay alive-Have a happy marriage.
I've written a book! You get the first edition! Signed and bloodstained, tear stained, personally by me!
Follow these step by step instructions and Genya won't want to kill you
.....
right away.
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Darkie party time! I would actually go to one of his parties
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Lastly, he has to monologue about how freaking awesome he is .... not so sure I'd hang for that :P
Adopt a Darkling .... you might be sorry.
Ok! Thank you for disinheriting your spawn and replacing them with me! I am the upgrade you never knew would kill you-I mean you needed!
So we're totes going to redesign this shit hole after I kill you-I meant, when my adoption and my Princeship is made official Papa! Daddy! Pete?
Ivan! He's looking doubtful again!
Now for the renovations! Black and grey and gold and black everywhere except Alina's room. She wants pastels and a Bambi theme! and a bright pink S & M chamber for her Genya , and Zoya!
What do you mean too much information, Tatiana? Alina says S & M means "Smarties and M & M's" So it's a lolly room.
Right?
Right? ....
"IVAN!"
So I told Sasha that S & M meant "Smarties and M & M's" and he believed me!
When it's meant to be her progress report but Sasha just wants to monologue.
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