"Just eat a lot of cabbage Moi Soverennyi, it's supposed to be an Aphrodisiac! She'll love you for it! You can blame Zoya for any side effects!"
"FYI! I had cabbage!"
"That's nice. I hope it burns your arse off"
"Cabbage! Not chilli!"
"A whole ton of cabbage!"
"Oh shit. You've been listening to Ivan again, haven't you?"
Five mins later!
"Right! Since you are incapable of doing what I tell you I see I have to drive this Skiff myself!
Zoya, you're fired! Have fun being a pigeon!:
""Maximum fire power and wee!"
"Now this the best fart show ever! Alina, you're missing out!"
A bit more then five secs later .....
"Never let me eat cabbage again Ivan."
Deadly cabbage by @ladylrbloom















