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It's official

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"Fucking hell, can't a guy have some privacy around here?"

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Rex Townsend: Whose side are you on, Nowak

Human Eyeric: My own side~~

Human Eyeric: *is amused*

Rex Townsend: You should be on my side too, after all, I'm the most charmin fella here ;)

Rex Townsend: And dont you think I'm cute, hm?

Human Eyeric: *chuckles*

Human Eyeric: You are a cute silly babygirl indeed

Rex Townsend: I know :)

Leonard Meltsner: *smirks*

Leonard Meltsner: We can keep him as pet if you want, Eric

Rex Townsend: I ain't no one's pet

Rex Townsend: Besides

Rex Townsend: I bite :)

Human Eyeric: Mhm

Human Eyeric: I would say being bitey doesn't make a pet less of a pet~

Human Eyeric: In fact, it only adds up some points in sillyness~

Rex Townsend: :)

Human Eyeric: I am going to take your silent smiley answer as a secret yes, Rexy~

Rex Townsend: Dont ya know not to adopt critters from the street? They're disloyal and full of fleas :)

Rex Townsend: And they can be violent, unpredictable

Human Eyeric: Awww

Human Eyeric: Don't be so shy, Rexy15:10

Human Eyeric: I know you can get very domestic in a good way~

Rex Townsend: *gives him a grin that shows teeth*

Rex Townsend: Go on and try it, baby

Human Eyeric: *is way too amused with him now*

Leonard Meltsner: If you bite my boyfriend I will muzzle you

Human Eyeric: *wraps his hands around Leo's arm*

Human Eyeric: I am sure Rexy knows better than that~

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"You need friends, Rex."

"I got you."

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Rex Townsend joined the Story

Archimedes joined the Story

Rex Townsend: .......

Rex Townsend: *tracks him down to where he is lingering outside of Dad!Jon's Office*

Archimedes: *was waiting to see if he can get a glimpse of Kostya*

Rex Townsend: Heyyy

Rex Townsend: Archi

Archimedes: *!*

Archimedes: *glances at him*

Archimedes: *for a moment, wonders if he knows about his deal with Phos*

Rex Townsend: Listen can we talk?

Archimedes: .....

Rex Townsend: *puts up his hands* Don't worry, I'm not gonna jump your bones like I did that week I was being all nice :)

Rex Townsend: Unless you want me to ;)

Archimedes: ......

Archimedes: *has the sense that something is kinda wrong*

Archimedes: Talk? About what?

Rex Townsend: ....

Rex Townsend: *shrugs*

Rex Townsend: I've been thinkin

Rex Townsend: About everything

Rex Townsend: But

Rex Townsend: I don't wanna talk here. I don't want some nosy fuckin asshole overhearing our conversation

Rex Townsend: *glances at the security cameras*

Archimedes: ......

Archimedes: Fine fine

Archimedes: If it'll only take a few minutes

Rex Townsend: *raises his eyebrows*

Rex Townsend: Why, you got plans?

Archimedes: ........er no

Archimedes: Um1

Archimedes: Not in the chatty mood

Rex Townsend: *smirks* You just gotta listen to me bein' chatty

Rex Townsend: C'mon

Rex Townsend: *walks down the hallway*

Archimedes: *sighs*

Archimedes: *follows*

Archimedes: *is definitely expecting to be yelled at or killed again*

Rex Townsend: *takes him to another Office, which seems abandoned*

Rex Townsend: *enters Stanley's room*

Rex Townsend: *there are two chairs there and a pot of coffee*

Rex Townsend: *sits in one of them*

Archimedes: .....

Archimedes: *takes the other*

Rex Townsend: *starts pouring coffee for both of them*

Rex Townsend: Been a while since it was just us two, huh?

Rex Townsend: My fault though, I didn't wanna hear you out

Archimedes: ....

Archimedes: *watches him pour the coffee carefully*

Rex Townsend: Lemme be clear, this is not me forgiving you. At least, not yet

Rex Townsend: *hands him a cup*

Rex Townsend: *and takes the other one*

Rex Townsend: But yknow, I don't got clean hands either

Rex Townsend: And I've been a bit of a hypocrite

Rex Townsend: If I can deal with the atrocities that I do, then I should be able to deal with the atrocities others d-

Archimedes: Can I have your cup?

Rex Townsend: ....what?

Archimedes: Can we trade cups.

Archimedes: Heh, I just-

Archimedes: Er

Archimedes: You know

Archimedes: Don't wanna drink that much coffee

Archimedes: *doesn't trust his cup at all*

Rex Townsend: ........

Rex Townsend: Sure, sure

Rex Townsend: *trades it with Archi with a roll of his eyes*

Eyeric: ........

Eyeric is watchiiing

Rex Townsend: Anyway

Rex Townsend: Do you get what I mean?

Archimedes: Yeah, yeah

Archimedes: I don't know how to make you believe me, Rex

Archimedes: *takes a sip of his coffee*

Rex Townsend: *shrugs*

Rex Townsend: Not a very trustin' guy

Rex Townsend: You know that

Archimedes: ......

Archimedes: *Hmph*

Archimedes: .....

Archimedes: What happened to your hand?

Rex Townsend: That?

Rex Townsend: *sighs*

Rex Townsend: *tells him the story of how GLaDOS trapped him and how he escaped with Eric*

Archimedes: *listenss*

Archimedes: ....

Archimedes: So what, you want my help to go get it back?

Rex Townsend: Well that would be nice :)

Rex Townsend: If you think you're up to the task

Rex Townsend: I was just gonna do it alone with Eric

Eyeric: *I am pretty sure I could get your old hand back without all the in person experience*

Eyeric: .....

Eyeric: *his eye rolls as hard as it possibly could*

Archimedes: *pulls out a handkerchief and dabs at his forehead*

Archimedes: *feels kind of hot*

Archimedes: Eric's sweet and all b-but he's kinda shy, isn't he :)

Eyeric: *Did you poison both cups*

Archimedes: *looks at Rex's hand again*

Rex Townsend: *Don't be silly*

Archimedes: He's only

Archimedes: Shown up once or twice

Archimedes: *his hands are shaking as he places the coffee down*

Rex Townsend: *raises his eyebrows*

Eyeric: *def blinks in morse code [ he knows ] at Archi just bcs he can*

Archimedes: ......

Archimedes: R-Rex

Rex Townsend: Can't handle some coffee?

Eyeric: *keeps watchiiiing*

Rex Townsend: This shitty office coffee isn't even as good as the one we had back in New York

Archimedes: *is sweating profusely*

Archimedes: *and shaking*

Archimedes: *curls his hands into fists*

Archimedes: *I gotta get out of here*

Archimedes: *tries to get up towards the door*

Rex Townsend: *watches him and sips his coffee*

Eyeric: *Maybe you should have pretended trying your coffee ::)*

Eyeric: *Sigh*

Eyeric: *Humans*

Archimedes: *falls out of his chair in his attempts to reach the door*

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Can you two stop being gay for two seconds

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Every time I hear 'Fix You' by Coldplay, I think about Cornelius singing it to Deimos one time, when Deimos was recovering from an attack.