#cheapheat

[sychosid]

hey d. do you . wanna draw. noel. *blushes*.

awful (affectionate)

[heelhausen]

🎉 📝🌺 :-3

🎉 Tell us some fun facts about your newest selfship!

God so. I’ve got so many different versions of Crash at this point that I need to start separating them out into different AU verses to keep ‘em together in my head lol. But. The butler stipulation acquisition AU is my latest tomfuckery, so we’ll go with some fun facts from that one.

- Roman initially realized he kinda had a “thing” for Crash during the Crash vs Solo Sikoa “No DQ/Bloodline Rules” match. He literally came to the realization that he found Crash hot as he was actively watching the poor bastard get the shit beaten out of him by Solo for a solid 45min while completely refusing to fall down or give up. Roman hadn’t understood why Triple H said they’d need an extra half hour of airtime for the Solo v. Crash match. He understands now.

- Roman will read comments on his TikToks to Crash just to hear his reaction. The first time Roman read a comment out loud, Crash didn’t realize that he was doing and looked at him with such exhaustion in his eyes and just went “you can’t be saying that tribal chief.” It made Roman laugh so hard he nearly threw up.

- Crash adheres to the “driver picks the music” rules, which has led to him infecting Roman with his batshit insane taste in music. They will be vibing to a playlist that goes from Czech hyperpop to 90s country to the golden oldies to literally just the Fallout New Vegas soundtrack for the entire drive. meanwhile Heyman will be in the back seat drafting his final will and testament.

📝 Give us a piece of a WIP involving your F/O (writing, art, etc.)

Oough so. Current progress on the merman and selkie art is this:

🌺 How do you and your F/O cuddle?

Curled up together on the couch, both half-falling asleep during the movie but neither willing to get up and actually turn it off. The remote was knocked off the arm rest an hour ago, but Crash has a hand idly playing with Roman’s hair and Roman is NOT getting up while his hair is getting played with. And Crash is not moving Roman off of him to grab the remote because for once Romans just let his brain shut off and relax, and Crash is gonna make sure that he gets all the rest he needs.

[sychosid]

collar for the WIP ask meme?

Couldn't find anything that wasn't published already so, adding to my Kane/Raven fic.

Raven tried not to let his disappointment be heard through the muzzle. His eyes were tired, sore from the tears that were spilling over as he looked up at Kane.

[sychosid]

trick or treat!!

from my silly fic about Sting and Darby trying to figure out why Christian isn't a vampire that I haven't posted yet

Sting was pacing back and forth, tapping his baseball bat on the floor. He could feel his protege staring at him, but paid no mind to that. He just couldn’t wrap his head around a question that had been bothering him for a while now.

He stood, holding his bat in front of him, tapping it against the ground. A few times. And then quicker.

Darby shot him a look, before taking a dramatic sigh. “Okay. Okay. Fine, what is it?”

“When…” Sting paused, for effect more than anything, “...did Christian stop being a vampire?”

[heelhausen]

noel for character bingo. or christian :)

NOELLLLLL MY FRIEND NOEL MY SWEET CHEESE MY ROTTEN SOLDIER MY PAL

Christian is like an in-law to me tbh

[sychosid]

oc asks uhm. noel owns tarantulas and theyre all named after the golden girls. christian hates them like ecause theyre giant spiders but hesitantly supports them because noel likes them. one time one molted while noel was out of town and christian thought he killed one of the tarnatulas and cried.

GOLDEN GIRL TARANTULAS!!!!!!!!!! obsessed

also he would cry. he'd have a whole speech ready, be ready to be like "I fucked up something happened" and Noel's just like "aw neat she molted :)"

[heelhausen]

❣️describe a time one of you almost took a chance at making a move on the other, only to chicken out. / 💭 who daydreamed about the other more often? what did they think about most? / 😳 what moment flustered them the most?

God okay I’m gonna whip out the CrashSlade bc I’m feelin it tonite lmao

❣️ describe a time one of you almost took a chance at making a move on the other, only to chicken out.

Crash was five seconds away from asking Gabe on a date when they got back to the hotel room after a particularly gruelling tag match in Crash’s hometown. He’d been wanting to ask him out for a good while, and he had a few good places in mind to go, but taking one look at the bruises forming on Gabe’s face and the quiver shaking his lip ended up pumping the brakes on that idea.

Gabe, meanwhile, was three beers deep into a post-PPV celebration about to use the liquid courage go ask Crash on a date when he ended up running into Triple H & Shawn Michaels instead. He’s already got being drunk against him, and suddenly he also has the boss & the big boss swarming him to tell him he needs to start creating distance between himself and “the Lock” because they’re angling to start an Evolution breakup storyline and going back to pushing the Lock as a solo contender (this is only a half truth— they do want the breakup, but they don’t intend on pushing crash in the solos. This is actually the setup for Crash bowing out so he can go get top surgery.) It upsets Gabe to the point where he ends up just doing a complete 180 turn and going to bed early, because if he goes and talks to crash right now he’s gonna end up on his knees begging Crash to stay with him as his tag partner, and that’s gonna embarrass him worse than anything else he had been trying to work up the courage to do. He can’t let Crash see him cry

💭 who daydreamed about the other more often? what did they think about most?

Oh, Gabe 100%. Crash had a ton on his mind both during his first WWE run and his subsequent “firing,” so he really didn’t have time to daydream in general. But Gabe, he had a TON of time to long for Crash while Crash was away. And he spent a lot of that time just thinking about what Crash would say if he was here, or wondering what Crash was doing, or wondering if him and Crash couldve held on to the tag belts longer than him and Randy did

At least, that’s what he’ll admit to. He won’t admit that he also spent a lot of time fantasizing on Crash riding into the arena on his motorbike like Prince Charming and stealing him away from all of this like some fuckin’ old school t*ylor sw*ft song

😳 what moment flustered them the most?

For Crash, it was getting thrown over Gabe’s shoulder like he weighs nothing. Crash is a fat fuckin’ dude— if someone wants to lift him for a spot, he needs to put in a lot of work to help them out. But Gabe is fuck off strong and just pulled him off his feet and started carrying him like a sack of potatoes. Crash was so befuddled by this unexpected show of strength that he just literally froze and didn’t know how to respond at all.

For Gabe, it was hearing Crash sing in the car for the first time and realizing he might be a little bit in love with Crash’s real voice. Crash singing in the car one of the rare occasions where Gabe gets to hear him without a voice modulator on during his time portraying the Lock. Gabe clings to those moments like they’ll disappear as soon as he lets go

[heelhausen]

🍒 - what is your f/o's love language, and how do they express it with you? // 🫐 - what's your sleeping arrangement with your f/o like? do you share a bed? do they cuddle you, or talk in their sleep?

🍒 - what is your f/o's love language, and how do they express it with you?

Roman and Crash both definitely lean heavily into the acts of service direction. They’re not great at talking about their feelings, but they’ll always show them. Roman will do little things to help out Crash while they’re working, like setting an alarm to remind Crash to take his meds/do his t-shot, or making sure Crash has space and privacy to call his mom after shows and update her on how he’s doing.

Despite Crash being in a butler stipulation and therefore obligated to follow Roman’s every whim, Roman tries to only give Crash tasks he knows Crash will like. He knows Crash hates washing dishes but doesn’t mind doing laundry, so when they’re in a place where both chores need to be done, he’ll ask Crash to do the laundry and he’ll cover the dishes himself.

🫐 - what's your sleeping arrangement with your f/o like? do you share a bed? do they cuddle you, or talk in their sleep?

It took a stereotypical “oh shit there’s only one bed” scenario to get them sleeping in the same bed. Crash offered to take the couch when they’d realized they’d been given the honeymoon suite, but Roman wasn’t about to let him risk fucking up his back when he had a match the next day. They started off back to back on the bed and woke up tangled up in each other like wired headphones. Best goddamn sleep of their lives. Ever since then, it’s been easier to just curl up together at the end of the day and sleep off any stress.

Roman does not talk in his sleep, but Crash does. Roman’s repeatedly regretted not recording Crash when he talks in his sleep, because sleep-talking Crash says the most out of pocket shit ever and it makes Roman crack up everytime.