#check pleas

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Bob was standing like three away from them when they kissed. You know he just had to hug them, to prove a point to the media, but also because he loves them. 

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No offense, but every handsome boy band facecast for Chris “Chow” “Loveable Sunshine with Disaster Eyebrows” Chowder confuses the hell out of me

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Does the whole Samwell Men's Hockey team share one closet?

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Thanks @ngoziu for making me screech with joy in my apartment with that update.

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Whiskey Headcanon

So here’s the thing I love Whiskey and want more headcanons so it’s now my official job.  This boy is basically the fashion friend, skincare friend, stoic dreamboat to all LAX bros.

First, So Cal Whiskey feels accurate considering the style he wears

This means a number of things, one being he and Random have tag teamed Holster into a pair of salmon shorts that were bought specifically for him

Next this style is actually new-ish for him, it started during his senior year

There is a style squad in the SMH it is filled with Ransom, Bitty, Nursey, and Whiskey

Dex doesn’t care but def has better style then hamburgler Jack Zimmermann and hot mess Holster

Spring C they are determined to get the entire team in to clothes that suit their style but are actually nice

Whiskey takes this super seriously and he actually really loves the entire team

The reason he seems so offput by the team earlier is that he’s trying to break away from the whole machismo idea but like internal gender ideals and stuff it’s super hard

So yes, this is also me rolling with Latino Whiskey, but we have been blessed with someone having expanded that idea, so I’m kind of skipping it

Except there’s a similar effect if you give him El Jimadore in the way that Mollson gets Ransom and Jack going full Canadian, Whiskey goes super So cal, mixing between bro beach slang and valley girl latino, which yes, is the best way to put it because this bitch spills all the chispes when drunk on tequila, like if he has the right drinks, he’ll join the petty squad of Holster and Bitty

“ Like dude his ass is fire” ”He means hot, his ass is hot”

“You don’t even know like ese puta es un pendejo, pero su cujo, you know” “???” “He said that he’s a dumb ass but, his ass, you know” “Ohhhh”

The team uses Chowder and Tango to decrypt drunk Whiskey, which really. It’s not that hard.

So yes he loves the team and Bitty and he initially had a J Zed crush before moving on

Chowder may have zebra ass eyebrows, but the boy takes CARE of his skin, and his spa day buddies are Lardo, Whiskey, Bitty, and Dex

Whiskey works at a lush, and no he doesn’t tell anyone because he doesn’t need them trying to say hi during work, but he has an extensive skin care knowledge and saves certain members (Ollie and Wicks) from themselves and Bacne

Actually he helps EVERYONE, and one time Jack comes in and is like, how much would it take to have you help some team members on the Falconers

Whiskey jumps at it and really the main targets are definitely Tater’I only do soap, no lotion we die like men’ and Poots ‘my skin literaly changes SO fast due to weather and the roadies are gonna kill my ass’ and Snowy ‘sensitive skin, sensitive eyes, literally give me brands that won’t give me hives’

The entire team definitely joins in, and then theyre just like, Jack no wonder we’re gonna give you the A what the fuck

Whiskey learns that Jack ‘my mom is Alicia Phelps, she’s way more famous than my dad’ Zimmermann has been stuggling to help them without coming off like a jerk

I love him but he’s never getting dibs.  Instead the LAX team clears their attic out, shifts some people into it, and gives Whiskey a room  on the second story since attics suck

Bylaw 13 is this guys end of the year goal

Whiskey is definitely one for speeding in his car

He’s there on two scholarships

Whiskey can make  solid pan dulce, but he can’t cook real food, so he has to always ask Tango if he wants something home made

The Lax bros throw him a surprise birthday event that is an all day thing

They had him over for a movie night before his actual birthday, and kept him out of the house so the haus could make him breakfast

They had a haus wide brunch while Some Chads set up the LAX house for a spa day for a few hours, then they took him to a karaoke bar and a dinner, before bringing him back to the Haus for a party

Yes he actually loves karaoke

He will drink before dinner you can’t stop him

He actually will mainly drink wine in a non party setting tbh

It is important to never actually get too fancy with wine because he does not CARE

He listens to a lot of rap and hip hop, but you can catch him singing to Selena if he’s in a bad mood

Tango can out dance him, it’s a fact

Chowder can also out dance him if he’s going hard

He is typically not one for getting really drunk, but he is definitely one for taking off his clothes, the drunker he gets the more comes off

Luckily he rarely gets drunk enough for anything more than his shirt to come off

Epikegster did have him naked for a hot minute, but one of the Chads, Chadwick, covered him with his jacket, which led to two other chads offering him clothes, Chad H, and Brad but we call him chad since it’s his middle name

Chad R had a giant gay crisis at that moment

The entire Team had a crisis

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#kentparson meeting Kit for the first time. #loveatfirstsight #checkplease #fanart #art #inktober http://ift.tt/2eq85iT

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If there was only one decent picture of Bitty in his costume, there must have been a lot of indecent ones. Like this one of Bitty twerking. Jack keeps it in his cellphone for at least five years.

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Giving my stamp of approval