I Cracked

I made a check please side blog, and I'm here for my Taddies, and I'm gonna be writing hella fics, hella as in quantity not quality, come talk to me about Check please

[clearlybeardedcheckplease]

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[wizardsoup]

found @admiral-phasma’s spooky check please au at the perfect time of year 🍂

[showsonface]

what if holster had a teeny tiny pink piano

[insp]

extra:

[andhumanslovedstories]

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

[andhumanslovedstories]

If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.

[andhumanslovedstories]

CORRECT

[deadpanwalking]

#death by romantic zamboni

[shittyshipnames]

WOW - Wicks/Ollie/Whiskey

Wicky/Ollie/Whiskey - WOW

[shittyshipnames]

Cause potatoes and seafood chowder yo…I regret nothing

Dex/Tater/Chowder - New England Clam Chowder

[shittyshipnames]

(aggressively) GET IT

Shitty/Whiskey - A Bad Hangover

[shittyshipnames]

Bitty/Shitty: Baked

[shittyshipnames]

Bad Bob/Coach Bittle - Bobbin’ for Dick

[shittyshipnames]

Jack/Shitty - Jackpot

[shittyshipnames]

Parse/Swoops/Bitty - Poopbits

[shittyshipnames]

Chowder/Tater - Sharktato

[clearlybeardedcheckplease]

Change your name op

[shittyshipnames]

Lardo/Tango - Larissa Explains It All

[shittyshipnames]

Pie/Tater/Pie - One Sleep Two Pie

[zim-tits]

The Gay Touch™️

[jackzimmermannn]

Wow I just realized that Ransom and Holster were together this whole time but they refrain from romantic displays of affection bc then they would have to fine themselves.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wrathofthestag]