#cheeky--cunt

[rainraincomethisway]

I was tagged by wonderfulwilliams, who I will openly admit to having a quiet tumblr blog bond with.

Name: Jaime and Mei. Mostly go by Jaime. On the interwbez, I’m Rain,

Nickname: Oh, well. Rain.

Birthday: May 1st, AKA: Beltane. 

Star sign: Taurus

Gender: Female

Height: 5’ 5″

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual.

Romantic orientation: Still pretty bi.

Favourite color: Red, purple, and black,

Time and date at the current moment: 10:16pm, March 27th 2015

Average hrs of sleep: Can range from five to ten.

Lucky number: 13

The last thing I googled: “A house divided on itself cannot stand.”

First word that comes to mind: Balloon. 

One place that makes me happy: Dreams.

How many blankets do I sleep under: One big one and two little ones.

Favourite fictional character: Shit. Um, um, um. I love everyone in BONES. Sherlock. Hagrid. Sirius. Lupin. Shit. Can’t pick one. Ivy Tamwood. Rachel Morgan, Mercy Thompson and Adam. Um. Gin and Finn. CAN’T PICK ONE. Kitty Norville and Ben. UGH I READ TOO MUCH

Favorite famous person: Too many. Jesse White, Carrie Hope Fletcher and Shane Dawson,

Celebrity crush: Benedict Cumberbatch, Emma Watson, and William Dafoe. Don’t judge.

Favorite books: UGH I CAN’T PICK ONE NO MORE

Favourite animes: Kiki’s Delivery Service is my fav anime movie.

Favourite tv shows: Orphan Black, Sherlock, BONES, Two Broke Girls, I Love Lucy, Phineous & Ferb, True Blood and many others.

Favourite musician/band: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, New Mediine, 

Favourite games: Boardgame Online, My Candy Love, Sims, Zelda.

Last movie I’d seen in the cinema: Night in the Museum 3

Dream Holiday: England, in a dimly lit cafe with slam poetry. 

Dream job: A rich writer who does motivational speaking and works at a radio station at night,

Wearing right now: Brown T shirt, black stretchy pants,. 

Last book I read: Walden by Thoreo

I shall tag people later.

[tsvelma]

shout out to cheeky--cunt for being the baddest bitch i know and for having an awesome blog. 

[teganlovessara]

I think i might do that now. i enjoy making you uncomfortable, you know that. She deserves a little warning about how batshit crazy you are. I don't know what it is with these lesbians but they don't seem to believe you when you say you're a bad person. Hmm. But whatever, I tried to help. Since apparently, girls think its okay to crush on you (it's not btw) ill give a little warning. So help me satan, if any of you hurt Megan, I will gladly burn your fucking clit off with a blowtorch.

I know, which is why I use the fact that you hate the idea of me getting laid to get payback. Have you seen our conversation Jazz I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Oi I'm only batshit crazy when I'm on drugs, you know that. Neither do I honestly, I can't convince a damn soul here that I'm a complete douchebag. Hahahahahahahaha ohmyfuckinggod that has got to be the nicest thing you have ever said regarding me Jazz, thank you<33333

[teganlovessara]

Lesbi, you aren't exactly the most exciting thing on tumblr. I have other things to do. but if you like it so much, i can make time to harass you. Kirby c'mon. Don't listen to cutie patutie Megan. You can ask me anything about her and ill answer. Want pictures? i got some. C'mon, you know you want to know.

Hahahahaha thanks but no thanks Jazz. A harassment every once in awhile when I'm feeling down would be nice tho. Kirby who do you trust more? Me, or this girl who you've never even spoken to? Jazz that sounds so wrong its not even funny, it's like you're my pimp or something. Kirbs don't listen to her she's lyin.

[teganlovessara]

Am i supposed to stalk and harass you 24/7? Cus i wasn't aware that i was. I'll text in a bit, long story. I am not evil, I'm just brutally honest. Kirby, seriously, talking to me about this girl should interest you. I have tons of stories.

I'm honestly surprised when you don't. Well thank god I got time, I needa do the dishes anyway. OI. Don't fill my Kirby's mind with lies or embarrassing stories. Kirbs don't talk to her I'm serious!!

[teganlovessara]

Losing my touch? Never. I've just been observing. Plus I was a bit preoccupied with my own love troubles. But Kirby, if you're interested I can give you a little insight on our friend Megan here.

Mmhmm, sure. Thats a sack of shit, you're totally losing your touch. Oi wtf pendeja what happened with texting me on this shit?? He-lloo, I text you about that shit all the time. Stfu Jazz don't even. Kirbs don't listen to her, she's evil.

[teganlovessara]

Omfg, I totally ship you and Kirby. I ship it so hard.

Hahahahaha you would pendeja. I was wondering when I'd hear something from you about this. I think you're losing your touch Jazz, I expected you a day ago at the latest.

[teganlovessara]

You didn't tell me about the fucking date Megan. W t f.

Don't know what you're talkin about Jazz, I haven't had one in months. I swear on Quincest (you better fucking appreciate what I just said and the gravity of that) that I have not been on a date for the past 3 months. Also, tell my adorable anon what a terrible person I am and how I am the opposite of what they said. But hey be somewhat conservative and nice about it, I don't wanna scare her off.