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[talesofnecromancy]

Are you pestered by idiots?

Does Anon hate plague your mailbox?

Introducing Khezapeth v2.0!

(Newly upgraded, sleeker operating system: still Bedlam compatible but now with extra shears!)

No need for reconfiguration, Khezapeth 2.0 is multi-platform compliant and can be installed preemptively or retrospectively! No extra hardware needed! *

Reblog to tell your friends!

Reblog With Intent to install.

 Terms & Conditions: Khezapeth 2.0 is a free-running anti-abuse programme and TalesOfNecromancy cannot be held responsible for his actions.

 * However Khezapeth does appreciate lapsang souchong tea, pipe tobacco, cinnamon, white pepper, soot, blades, and assurances that Bedlam would be proud of him. (He’s very fond of the blood of his enemies too, but he prefers to get that himself.)

[talesofnecromancy]

Good news!

It would seem that I can encounter 500 perfectly civil and totally random strangers before encountering one childish and pushy arsehole. (As numbers go that’s pretty good I think.)

Even better news! I have employed Khezapeth as head of the Anon Hate Department. All subsequent unsolicited and uncalled for brattiness will be passed on to him to deal with as he sees fit.

Have a lovely day =)

[cooking-lab]

Творожно-яблочное чудо

http://cooking-lab.tumblr.com

Ингредиенты:

- 2 яблока - 2 ст.л. слив. масла - 1 ст.л. сахара (если есть, то коричневый)

Для теста: - 250 г. творога - 2 яйца - 3 ст.л. сахара - щепотка соли - 0,5 ст. сметаны - 3 ст.л. муки (просеять)

Приготовление:

Очистить яблоки и порезать на дольки.Затем обжарить на сковороде (которую можно потом поставить в духовку) на сливочном масле.Посыпать сахаром. 5 минут с одной стороны и 3 мин. с другой Приготовить тесто и залить им яблоки.Подержать на огне еще несколько минут и поставить в духовку на 200 гр. до зарумянивания.