Jan 6, 2024
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CHEESEWRINKLE
Ship Tournament, Round 2 — Match 1 / 15
Gale/Lae'zel
"Two people raised by gods who taught them love is obedience. like. Gale with Mystra, Lae’zel with Vlaakith. Both of them are incredibly competent and incredibly proud and also so deeply shaped by someone powerful deciding what they were worth. I think they would recognise that in each other before they had the words for it, and because neither of them is good at being normal about vulnerability it would come out as arguing about tactics and magic theory for three hours."
"lae’zel would bully gale into having better self esteem and i mean this lovingly. like gale starts monologuing about how he is a danger to everyone and maybe the best use of him is as a bomb and lae’zel is like. pathetic. you are a wizard of waterdeep. stand up. sharpen your mind. eat this protein. and somehow that is the most romantic thing anyone has said to him in ten years"
"I just think there is something VERY funny and sweet about Gale being the most verbose man alive and Lae’zel having negative patience for unnecessary words, but still clearly respecting skill and intelligence. He would infodump about the Weave and she would interrupt him every five seconds, except she is actually listening because she wants to know where the weak points are. He thinks she’s being rude. She thinks this is a perfectly normal conversation.And then Gale would ask about gith culture with genuine curiosity rather than fear or fetishizing it, which I think would get under her skin in a good way. He’d want to know the structure, the history, the logic of it. Lae’zel values competence and seriousness so much, and Gale has both when he gets past the flirting and theatrics."
vs. Elminster/Withers
"imagine Gale finding out. IMAGINE. his mentor/legendary wizard situationship and the camp skeleton death accountant. he would never recover."
Which ship do you prefer?
Gale/Lae'zel
Elminster/Withers
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In occasion of my first stream since hiatus and last stream of the year, I decided to make a small game!
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Ship Tournament, Round 4 — Match 1 / 4
Elminster/Withers
"imagine Gale finding out. IMAGINE. his mentor/legendary wizard situationship and the camp skeleton death accountant. he would never recover."
vs. Aylin/Isobel
"sorry but aylin/isobel clears because they have actual gothic tragic lesbian backstory AND then they get to be horny and weirdly domestic afterwards. like yes they were separated by death and necromancy and imprisonment and religious betrayal. yes aylin will also loudly announce that she is going to go have sex with her girlfriend now. range."
Which ship do you prefer?
Elminster/Withers
Aylin/Isobel
Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 2 / 30
Cazador/Vellioth
"creator and creation, abuse and obsession, the person who made you into a monster being the person you eventually surpass and destroy"
"Vellioth is THE ghost in Cazador’s machine. You can feel him in how Cazador talks, how he punishes, how he treats spawn like possessions, how obsessed he is with never being beneath anyone again. That man really said “I’m free of you” and then built his whole life out of your lessons."
vs. Elminster/Withers
"imagine Gale finding out. IMAGINE. his mentor/legendary wizard situationship and the camp skeleton death accountant. he would never recover."
Which ship do you prefer?
Cazador/Vellioth
Elminster/Withers