#cheeteau

[cordlessgryphon]

OKAY TUMBLR TIME FOR A THING

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

THIS IS CHEETO SCENTED COLOGNE. I WON IT FROM A CONTEST I ENTERED AS A GODDAMN JOKE. FRITO LAY ACTUALLY SENT ME THE SIGNATURE SCENT OF GREASY ORANGE CORN SNACKS. 

HERE'S THE DEAL.

IM ALLERGIC TO PERFUME AND NATURALLY I CANT KEEP THE DELECTABLE SCENT OF THE INSIDE OF CHESTER CHEETAH'S ATHLETIC CUP IN MY HOUSE.

I AM NOW SELLING THIS. IF YOU WANT IT BEFORE I PUT IT UP FOR SALE ON EBAY FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SMELL LIKE 50-YEAR-OLD BRONIES WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOM'S BASEMENT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO WE CAN WORK ON PRICING AND SHIPPING

THANK YOU EVERYONE AND GOODNIGHT!! 

[edelweissvulpex]

Cheetos released a perfume 

but the best part is that it's called Cheeteau