#chefiggy

[ask-mama-ignis]

Hands down to you ma, your an amazing cook, your an amazing guardian, your smile is precious, I luv u ma.

That’s nice of you to say Prompto. You can say that you are one of my favorites as well. Maybe tonight, I’ll cook your favorite dish. What do you think about that?

[ask-mama-ignis]

Iggy, can you put less vegetables in my lunch? Thanks. (ask-prince-noctis)

Noct, can you not complain and start eating your vegetables. I’ve already graced you with no beans, so please don’t be picky and eat. You wont grow strong, if you don’t eat your vegetables. Just look at Gladdy, he’s strong because he ate his vegetables. Prompto ate his vegetables, and he’s pretty nimble on his feet. You can’t survive with only meat Noct. 

[ask-mama-ignis]

Hey again! Ok.. what if me and noct turned into babies. How would you and Gladio take care of us? Lol

Prompto, are you okay? You’re asking a lot of questions lately, you must be bored. To answer your question, if you and Noctis were magically turned into babies, then I would technically be a “mother” in this situation. I would usually do what I’ve been doing already, which would be cooking, cleaning, decision making, and ect. but times two, since you guys wont be able to talk or do things you would normally do. Gladdy would possibly be a caretaker, when I’m away, or will be the fun “father” as you guys like to refer him to. 

[ask-mama-ignis]

mom, i know you love both of your sons. aka ME and Noct. buuuuuuttt....whose your favorite? (psh it me right?)

I would personally say, that you would be my favorite son, considering that you eat all my cooking, without complaining about the vegetables on the side. But if Noct wasn’t a picky eater and waste food, then it’s a tough call to saying whose my favorite. 

//I didn’t expect anyone to actually find this blog. Oh gosh//

[ask-mama-ignis]

mom, where...where do babies come from?? I've had this question on my mind all my life and every time I ask people, and even Noct; THEY WONT TELL ME.

Well Prompto, you’re asking some very serious, yet random, questions all of a sudden. I don’t know why people don’t answer you when you ask this question. Babies come from a mother, you see, a female to be exact. I don’t want you getting mixed up, thinking that I can make babies. 

[ask-mama-ignis]

mother, cup noodles or ramen noodles?

I think ramen noodles are healthier than cup noodles, Prompto. I assure you though, that I know cup noodles are Gladdy’s favorite food, so I’ll make it for you guys if that’s what you choose to eat. 

[ask-mama-ignis]

yo wifu, do you love me? -gladio

Why wouldn’t I love you? You’ve been with me through the toughest of battles. I don’t really understand why you are calling me “wifu”, but I’ll make accept it for today.