#chemicalmoose

[ubercharge]

Bestie wht if it was hornet vs bee 6 and bee6 was a big bumblebee and… you know…… how very round and rotund they are…………..

the hornet vs bees are a patreon reward series with each bee's theme decided on by my wonderful karmic tier patron; i'm not picking them myself :-)

[altschmerzes]

*grabby hands* gib wip plz

🌹 🌹

LETS GOOOOO

from wriggle up on dry land, as usual lately:

“That’s enough, James,” Roy says, loud and firm, the tone of an adult full-naming a rebellious teenager who’s gone too far out of line. The first two words of the rebuke are typical, but the third is one that Ted has never heard anyone use before. The reaction from Jamie is immediate and severe. His hands seize into fists and his shoulders go up while his eyes flash. It looks for all the world like he’s making himself as big as he can, his slight frame bristling from head to toe as he all but shouts, “That is not my fucking name.”

[appalachianapologies]

Hi bestie can I get one Mac drugged out of his gourd from med and doing A Dumb™️? You can decide if it’s serious or silly or whatever 👉🏻👈🏻

Here is my sister’s cat Scritchity Scratch, but her full name is Scratches You because she was a mean baby

asfldksdfjk Scratches You is an iconic name for a cat

prompts

“Whatcha doin’, hoss?”

When Mac looks up, his bangs swoop across his forehead. In a poorly controlled motion, he tries to push them back. “Math,” he empathetically replies.

“Uh huh.” Jack’s not even going to attempt to argue with him here. “Well, uh, do you think you could do your math back up on the bed?”

From his position on the floor, legs tucked underneath him in what’s got to be an uncomfortable move, Mac scowls. “I can think better here.”

“Why’s that?”

“Too hot in the bed,” Mac says, sounding almost sheepish. 

Taking a few steps closer, Jack crouches down. This time he’s the one to move Mac’s hair out of his eyes and away from his forehead. When he presses the back of his hand against Mac’s forehead the kid leans into it. “You’re not feelin’ too warm.”

Mac shrugs back. “I’m not sick. ’M just…”

Although Jack waits for an answer, it never comes. “What if we try to turn down the thermostat in here? Then get you back comfy in bed?”

“They don’t work.”

“What doesn’t?”

“The thermostats,” Mac replies, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “This room shares too many walls with other rooms. And the ceiling. The temperature of those other room have more control over this room than any measly thermostat.”

Jack blinks. The kid is out of his gourd, but can apparently give a quick lecture in between his moments of confusion. “Why don’t we get you back on the bed anyway?”

[lightofthedeep]

HI FRIENDO

I just wanted to say I was on tiktok and I saw your plants vs zombies as anime post and didn’t see the name and went huh that looks like Lights art and then it was you and I was just 💗💗 oh boy

That is all I hope you have a good day

AAAAA HELLO !! It means a lot to know my art is recognizable to others !! ;A; This did make my day and I hope yours is good as well !!

[trope-appreciation-tuesdays]

Broooo when the whumpee has to rescue teammates only by getting past the antag and they’re all beat up to the point where they can barely stand when they find their friends and their friends are like hell bound on getting payback but the whumpee is just like not guys I’m tired let’s just go home’ 👌🏻👌🏻

Moose, you always send me the nicest things.

[weartirondad]

Can I suggest a story??????? It’s called ‘Spider-ling, Spider-boy, Spider-man’ by JustmeSpidey on FF and it’s honestly like one of the best things I’ve ever read. They take it through the comics and movies and make it so Spider-man is like a key part in everything. They just finished up with the Black Panther arc and it has lots of irondad I. It and it’s so amazing I can’t recommend it enough. It’s still a WIP and has an irregular update schedule but other than that it’s perfect 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Wow, I guess 199k+ words does qualify as a long fic.

Find it here :)

[merlinfic]

Any updated mafia/mob stories? I went through all the stories for both Arthur and Merlin centric and cant find anymore ;3; no sweat if there’s none 💗💗

Here’s what I could find (check warnings):

Long Draw 

THE GANG BOSS'S WEAKNESS

Misery Business (WIP)

Remain Nameless

Where the Heart Follows

Cosa Nostra (WIP)

And here are our mob/gang tags for Merlin and Arthur

[the-wandering-whumper]

Hi just wanna let you know I love and appreciate you and hope you get like 12$ and a pizza 💗💗

I love and appreciate you, too. I’ll let you know if the pizza and $12 turn up. In the meantime, here’s whump to show my appreciation.

You’re the best. Never change.