This morning, I tried the #UltraParadise flavor of #Monster #EnergyDrink. I couldn't recognize a single flavor, but I could recognize that this was #garbage. Seriously, one of the worst energy drinks I've ever had. Nothing redeeming about it, dumped it out after a couple gulps, and bought myself a delicious #CherryBladeLemonade from #BangEnergy instead. This gets a rare #FuckYourCouch. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CB5ayO2JErx/?igshid=pjatmg19noks















