kit pls zombie re2 leon is ruining my life …. there’s an au on twitter (link!) where he wasn’t late for his first day and died in raccoon city and claire/sherry/ada find him…. AND…….
just ….. thinking about how clingy he’d be……. even though he’s not all there he for some reason seeks your body heat and loves to hold u …… preferably w his face buried in the crook of your neck or in your chest … and first it feels weird bc hes so cold , esp when he’s mouthing at your skin, drooling blood and saliva everywhere , licking his tongue down towards ur chest 😞😞😞😞 he’s like a sad wet dog that i just wanna squeeze
oh my god thank u sm for putting me on zombie leon ive never seen this before. accidentally wrote WAYY too much for this because i just love the idea of pathetic leon following u around sm <33 i hope this gives u ur fix, im so happy ur backkkk
i can imagine like ur claire's college roommate and she dragged u along to raccoon city to help find chris.. only to be fucking cowering behind her the whole time because u literally have no training whatsoever obviously. zombie leon bites some zombie, saving u two, and continues to help you guys (more so YOU) until you all get out. the whole time in raccoon city he's trying to help u... continuing to bite, push, and shove other zombies and getting weirdly really protective over you. and you're sort of?? flattered?? and attracted to him??
since claire continues to look for chris, leon gets pawned off to you like hes a lost puppy and you now suddenly have a weird zombie-boyfriend-dog-cop-thing. you ditch your shared dorm with claire because you obviously cannot bring him there and end up staying at his apartment indefinitely (he couldn't tell u where he lived. you had to search him for his damn id to find it).
the two of you living together is... weird. at least at first. he doesn't talk, just grumble. and you don't really know what to say to him. you have to pick out his clothes for him, he doesn't really eat, and you have to bathe him. for the first couple nights you let him sleep in his own bed, taking the couch, until one night he's had enough and stumbles out at like 2am, getting on his knees, putting his freakishly cold head on ur thigh, and grumbling nonsense until you wake up and he starts pulling you to his bed. you're not scared, just flustered, but you wrap your arms around him anyway as he tries to smile and cuddle into you.
you wake up disgusted and find drool and blood all over you, as zombie leon pouts up at you when you jerk up and start freaking out. his clammy hand finds your thigh to comfort you, trying to say sorry without being able to speak. you tell him, "its okay, leon," and try to give him a convincing smile that you're not about to throw up.
but the two of you fall into some sort of domestic routine. you start talking to leon more even though he can't respond (and when you finally get comfortable enough, you never really shut up), he watches tv or tries to do small tasks around the house when you're gone at school or work, lingers around you and always wants to hold you when you're home (he's just so cold and you're so warm), you and fall asleep together in the same bed every night. he would never try and bite you, instead you finally figure out that he likes to eat raw meat- after you find him eating roadkill he found in the dumpster one night- and that gives him his fill.
and although leon isn't really human anymore, he definitely still has his sexual urges. once you got more comfortable around him he tried to kiss you, but it was a little frightening. not because you thought he was gonna eat you, but because his lips were just slack against yours as he smushed his face onto yours, blood smearing onto you. just like you're trying to teach him how to speak, (which now he knows a couple words! yay!) you have to teach him how to kiss you. and he catches on suspiciously fast. although he is really bad at not drooling in your mouth.
but one late night, leon's already in bed and you're scrolling trying to ignore that aching between your thighs. but when your hands move to pinching your nipples, and move even further down to rub your clit through your panties, leon wakes up and hears your soft whimpers and moans. he's immediately frightened, thinking you're hurt- so he (as best as he can) tries to rush out into the living room and sees you playing with yourself. you both freeze, as leon tries to comprehend what you're doing. you sheepishly duck down, and he thinks he understands. he can't really reciprocate, as there's not much blood to rush down to his cock, but he sits down next to the couch and looks up with you with a certain glaze in his eyes you've never seen before. you swear he mumbles, "more," and you continue your ministrations. he watches you in awe, in fascination, and plants sloppy blood/drool filled kisses on your body as you finish. you're definitely gonna have to see what else you two can do.
i’m no. 11 of the fatui harbingers, codename childe, but I also go by tartaglia. and you… hmm, you too like to cause quite the stir, don’t you? something tells me we’re going to get along splendidly.
