#chi:dev

[janasmu]

FRANCISCA

Have they ever had a one night stand?

She’s got some commitment issues so one night stands are kinda where she lives.

When’s the last time they had a birthday party?

Never? I mean her parents didn’t really do birthdays for her since she wasn’t a ‘good’ kid so she was always in trouble or grounded or something and as an adult her birthday just doesn’t really mean anything to her and she’s definitely got some issues there because she just has the year she was born on Facebook.

Who are their exes? Do they still keep in touch?

Doesn’t really have ex’s per se, but she’s got some chicks that she’s slept with that she still talks to like friends. Does that count?

Are they clumsy and/or prone to accidents?

Not really, she’s short you know so she’s got a good center of gravity.

If they had to pick one sport to play/watch which would it be?

To watch, probably soccer for some reason it’s pretty calming to her. To play, Hockey just looks fun and potentially therapeutic. 

In general, are they organized or messy?

Organized, the military will do that to you.

How do they tell someone they’re sorry?

Humorously, usually by publicly humiliating herself in some way because she is not good at apologizing in an intimate manner. She’s more likely to go over the intercom at a grocery store and very badly but earnestly rap an apology then to look you in the eye and just tell you what she’s sorry for.

[oldmutyler]

(finn) H U S D O (n)

H: Who texts/calls them the most? 

His mother calls him all the time. He also gets work calls a lot. Regan texts him to get on his nerves. 

U: Would they rather be single or in a relationship? 

In a relationship. All he wants is to be boo’d up.

D: What time does their day usual start?

It depends on his work schedule. Sometimes midnight. Sometimes six in the morning.

S: How do they tell someone they’re sorry? 

Usually by gift-giving. He’s usually very sincere, so it goes pretty well.

O: How much have they changed in the past five years?

Personality wise? Not so much. He’s still the sweet angel he’s always been. But he’s a lot further along in his career now and a lot better at it.

[janasmu]

CAPTAIN

Didn’t do ‘I’ since I already answered that for him when I did Reggie!!

If they had to pick one sport to play/watch which would it be?

Probably basketball, mostly because he dad had him playing it when he was a kid and he enjoys a pickup game every now and then. Although it should be noted he is not very good.

Who are their exes? Do they still keep in touch?

His high school girlfriend, Tootie Brennan was way out of his league probably, but she liked to smoke under the bleachers during free period and cursed in her cheerleader uniform so they kinda worked. Last time he spoke to her was their high school reunion, but they’re FaceBook friends.

Felix’s mom was kind of an ex, I mean they tried making it work after she got pregnant, which lasted long enough for her to give birth and dip. It’s probably been two years since he last really spoke to her but he’s pretty sure he’s seen her around.

Then there was Brian Wilcox, not only was he the first dude Reggie had ever been with, he was also the only person he’s dated that has met and bonded with his daughter. They dated for almost three years until Brian proposed and Reggie said no. Yes, they still talk but definitely not by choice, he just happens to be Felix’s teacher this year.

What are their thoughts on going vegan? Could they do it?

I mean he doesn’t really have any thoughts about going vegan as it’s never once crossed his omnivore mind. Reggie probably could do it but it wouldn’t last very long because he really likes seafood.

How quick are they to cry?

Not very, these days when he cries it’s usually for something awesome and it is generally Felix related.

Are they clumsy and/or prone to accidents?

Yeah, kind of, he has had his fair share of sprains and broken bones.

[oldmutyler]

D O U G I E

I will use his last name since I’ve done his first name. I will try to leave out any repeats. 

C: If they had to pick one sport to play/watch which would it be?

Golf. He is lazy as hell. It would be the most relaxing one to play.

H: Who texts/calls them the most? 

His mom likely calls him every second of the day because she is an overbearing mess. His texts vary depending on who wants/needs something from him.

A: Who are their exes? Do they still keep in touch?

He has never had any real relationships, so he doesn’t have any exes.

N: Are they clumsy and/or prone to accidents? 

Nope. Douglas is one graceful guy.

[oldmutyler]

DOUGIE

D: What time does their day usual start?

It depends on the day. Most weekends begin around three in the afternoon, especially if he had a long night the previous night. During the week, he is usually up by noon. Unless he has breakfast with his parents or something to do with Staci. Other than that, he is never seen out of bed before noon.

O: How much have they changed in the past five years?

He hasn’t changed one bit. He is still as immature and ridiculous as he was at age 20.

U: Would they rather be single or in a relationship? 

Single in the streets, but for his parents’ sake in a relationship, so they leave him the hell alone.

G: What was their first job? 

He’s never had one.

I: In general, are they organized or messy? 

Messy as hell. If it weren’t for the cleaning crew he pays, he’d be living in trash.

E: Are they the happiest they’ve ever been?  

Relatively, yes. 

[oldmutyler]

FINN

F: Have they ever had a one night stand? 

Once or twice. He definitely attempted to call the woman the next day, but his calls and texts were unreturned. 

I: In general, are they organized or messy? 

The rooms of his house where guests would hang out are generally clean. He doesn’t spend too much time in his living room or kitchen because he is always working. But his bedroom floor is covered in Scrubs and his shoes are all over the place. 

N: Are they clumsy and/or prone to accidents? 

In general, Finn doesn’t know what to do with his limbs or usually even how to control them, so he trips all over the place most of the time. 

[janasmu]

BRIGHT

Doing the last name because I’ve already done the first name and I’m leaving out any repeats!!

Would they rather be single or in a relationship?

He doesn’t mind being single but he’s been there done that for the past two years and he’d be down for that to change.

Are they the happiest they’ve ever been?

He sure hopes not. I mean his life is good but he definitely hasn’t accomplished everything he’s wanted to and he’s barely even put a dent in his sexual bucket list.

Have they ever had a one night stand?

For the past year that is pretty much exclusively what he’s been doing, so yeah.

What time does their day usual start?

Off season, whenever the fuck his perky ass decides to open his damn eyes. On season, 4:15 am… yeah.

[janasmu]

DRIA

Going with the last name because I have already done the first name and conveniently there are no repeat letters, HOLLA!!!

How often do they post on their social media accounts?

Twitter and Snapchat, whenever she feels like it. Instagram and Facebook, once a day on average. YouTube, twice a week, once on her personal and once on her dance channel and she even posts on Tik Toc a few times a week. She is a social media queen.

How much have they changed in the past five years?

Not that much, which honestly, probably isn’t a good thing.

What are their thoughts on going vegan? Could they do it?

Her thoughts on it are, do you boo. As to whether she could do it, yeah for the right price and no more than a month. It wouldn’t be her first time.

Are they the happiest they’ve ever been?

No, she was happiest when she was six at a water park with her family and the only thing she cared about was sneaking onto that steep as fuck water slide and whether or not she should do cookies ‘n cream or banana split Dippin’ Dots.

What time does their end usually end?

If she’s lucky midnight, but it’s usually closer to 2am so on average she gets about three hours of sleep.