fucking royalty 👑🖕🏽

private multimuse blog penned by jana, featuring: reggie jones // bright rutherford // frank campos // dria lopez // reese a'lani // sonny gold // key burke // aliyah puckerman

[deep-sexts]

[janasmu]

[jennifersbod]

Endless Gifs of Klaus Hargreeves: 8/∞

[crystalcyes]

[dovingmemes]

vine sentence starter

this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.

“ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “

“ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “

“ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “

“ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “

“ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”

“ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “

“…wow.”

“ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “

“ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “

“ [name], it’s not what you think! “

“ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “

“ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “

“ hell no! “

“ take care of my cock. “

“ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “

“ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “

“ …hello? “

“ i’m a giraffe! “

“ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “

“ what the fuuuuuuck! “

“ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “

“ go back to sleep and starve. “

“ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “

“ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “

“ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “

“ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “

“ try me, bitch. “

“ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “

“ [name], watch the light, dude. “

“ you ready to fucking die? “

“ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “

“ my dick fell off! “

“ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “

“ that was legitness! “

“ [name]! is that a weed?! “

“ wait a minute… who ARE you? “

“ oh damn! “

“ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “

“ how do you know what’s good for me? “

“ that’s my OPINION! “

“ fuck you. “

“ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “

“ the prophecy is true. “

“ i smell like beef. “

“ i’m an adult virgin. “

“ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “

“ well, when life gives you lemons! “

“ uh, i’m not finished. “

“ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “

“ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “

“ no off topic questions. “

“ permission denied! “

“ what the fuck, [name]! “

[janasmu]

[janasmu]

ktsmu‌:

“Still charging by the minute, or did you get smart and start charging by the word?”

Eli leaned in for a hug, it was a strange situation to be in all around.  Leave it to their best friends to force two hotheads to play nice.  “You’re a pain in the ass, but I’ve missed having you around and shit.”  Eli didn’t mention all the hurt he worked through since she bailed on their wedding day.  All the comparing he did when he found out she got engaged and actually went through with it.  Maybe one day he’d get those answers but for now he was fine with mending fences for his friend’s sake.  

“I hope you know the bachelor party is going to make the bachelorette party look whack.”

“For you, I’m charging double and by the letter.” 

 Instinctively wrapping her arms around him to return the hug, she felt weirdly like breathing was a bit easier. Probably because there really wasn’t any pressure with him. If there was anyone who knew the worst of her it was definitely, Eli Jones. “Of course you have, I’m the baddest bitch.” Hiding a smile, she knew he deserved... something more real from her but she couldn’t. Not yet. Laughing, Dria shook her head. 

“Oh my God, we need to get you a CT scan because you’ve obviously lost your whole ass mind if you think you or Mike, who has basically been our DD since college can party harder than me or Kelsey.” No one challenges her party status.  

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ktsmu‌:

“Too bad I forgot my sage and shit at home.”  He cracked a smile.  Yeah Dria was dramatic, but it was never anything he couldn’t handle.  They made a good team even if they didn’t make it down the aisle.

“You’re really gonna stand there and act like you haven’t missed this handsome mug.  Don’t play.”

“If this wasn’t for Mike and Kelsey I’d bill you my normal fee for talking to me.” She said with a slight eye roll. She had missed him, despite how she acted she cared a lot about Eli.

“Well are you gonna hug me or not, Jones?”

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ktsmu‌:

@janasmu

“Dri, I come in peace, promise.  I just figured it’d do us some good to play nice for the kids.  It’s what Mike and Kelsey deserve.”

“It’s a shame I’m not the bruja everyone thinks I am, because if I was I’d ward the shit out of this place from you. But for once, you might have a point.” It was like she was incapable of being nice to her ex fiancee. Almost as if she feared she’d slip up and apologize if she was. And we can’t have that.

“Now was that it or did you come here for something other than wasting my time?”

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FAMILIAL

Dianne Jones (mother) NPC, tbd

Samuel Jones (father) NPC, tbd

Eli Jones (sibling) @ktsmu, they’re petty different but thankfully they kind of balance each other out. Reggie tries to just be there for Eli and be a calming and chill presence when he needs it. 

____ ____ (sibling) url, tbd when role is filled

____ ____ (sibling) url, tbd when role is filled

Felix Jones (daughter) NPC, truly Reggie’s got no clue what he did to deserve such a dope kid. Definitely cooler than most sixth graders. Sometimes it very much looks like Felix is the adult out of the two of them, but really she’s just not the kind of person who can just let life happen, everything’s gotta be planned, which is probably Reggie’s fault since he’s nothing like that. However, there is no one in this world Reggie loves more than his kid.

POSITIVE

Mikaela Cruz (best friend) @ktsmu, these two have been thick as theives since they were in high school and they’ve been through a fuck ton. They’re so close that Felix genuinely thought for a while that Mikaela was her mom. While there may be no romance between the two their love for each other know no bounds.

____ ____ (dad friend) url, honestly Reggie could use some dad friends because as much as he loves his kid and as chill as he is, even he needs a place to go where people just understand his single dad plight. 

____ ____ (casual hookup) url, it’s been a while since Reggie legit dated anyone and he kind of promised himself he wouldn’t until Felix was a bit older but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been finding satisfaction in someone. 

____ ____ (friend) url, tbd

____ ____ (friend) url, tbd 

NEGATIVE

____ ____ (baby mama) url, they weren't like friends or anything, they knew of each other, went to a lot of the same parties, had some mutual friends, that kind of thing. They got a bit closer after they graduated high school, started a casual thing, got pregnant and Reggie thought they were on the same page, thought they were doing this together but a couple months after Felix was born  they 'broke up', if you even want to call it that. Then she was in and out, kind of here and there doing this and that. Nothing concreate or stable, but she was still hitting the big holidays and video chatting with Felix.

[janasmu]

FAMILIAL

Marisol Lopez (mother) NPC, tbd

Javier Lopez (father) NPC, tbd

____ ____ (sibling) url, tbd when role is filled

____ ____ (sibling) url, tbd when role is filled

Milo Lopez (cousin) @ktsmu, she consider Milo to be more of a little brother than a cousin and they’ve always been mad close, like most people thought they were siblings and she would bring him along to celeb parties and he would take her to the more lowkey ones. Someone had to remind her where she came from.

Javier Lopez (cousin) NPC, Dria only ever refers to him as papacito, Javi perfecto and her nephew. Like she’s not a kid person but Javi is different, she swears he is the coolest and cutest kid there is. You know she genuinely loves the shit out of him because she isn’t constantly exploiting him for the like son her insta.

Teddy Smith (husband) @beckysmu, it’s a green card marriage but the friendship is very real and true. They get each other and he is the first and only person she had told about her sapphic nature. 

POSITIVE

Mike Chang (best friend) @jjaymu, day one of college these two met and became very unlikely friends but truthfully Dria was there to make sure Mike never forgot that his dancing was real and valid no matter what his dad said and Mike made sure Dria stayed out of any real trouble ad was always there to pick her up when she got too shit faced. Also frequently seen on her dance YouTube channel when several of their videos having gone viral.

Kelsey Meeks (best friend) @ktsmu, they’ve been besties since college and Dria keeps Kels from spending too many nights in and Kels reminds Dria to breathe from time to time. Everyday Dria wonders how Kelsey puts up with her and everyday Kelsey reminds her it’s because they’re both awesome and Dria lives for that kind of hype.

Cori Mercer (secret smash) @jjaymu, on the down low these two have been banging since Dria’s college years practically and if Dria wasn’t so determined to remain publicly straight then maybe they’d be more than the occasional fuck buddy who use arguments as foreplay.

____ ____ (dancing protege) url, someone Dria had featured in a lot of her videos for her YouTube channel and she’s taken them under her wing because she sees something special in them. 

____ ____ (friend) url, tbd

NEGATIVE

really truly and honest she ought to have quite a few folks she’s not on great terms with, she’s just that kind of person. likely has more adversaries than she does comrades.

____ ____ (frenemy) url, the notorious frenemy, a must have for any former reality star/social media influencer

____ ____ (competition) url, could be dance or social media competition tbh 

Eli Jones (ex-fiance #4) @ktsmu, you know if Dria was going to be into a dude it would have been Eli, probably why she managed to get all the way to their wedding day before she dipped. Admittedly, to herself and no one else, Eli didn’t deserve to be left at the alter like that.

____ ____ (ex boyfriend) url, none of her relationships have ended well and honestly her being closeted is definitely why every relationship she’s had with a man expires but her eed to turn everything into a novela is why they end on the sourest of notes. 

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FAMILIAL

____ Puckerman (mother) NPC, Likely where Aliyah’s massive trust issues stem from. Being left behind by your own mother is... rough and just the general trauma of their lives aided in her selective mutism so, not a great relationship.

Elijah Puckerman (father) NPC, I mean does anybody have a good relationship with this dude? Truthfully Aliyah doesn’t really give him much thought or consideration. He has never registered as a person she ought to care about.

Miriam Puckerman (older sister) @jeannemu, tbd

Naomi Puckerman (older sister) @leighmu, tbd

Omri Puckerman (older half brother) @ktsmu, they were always pretty close and he is one of the very few people she trusts. In a lot of ways he filled the father role in her life. Currently, she lives with him.

POSITIVE

____ ____ (future roommate) url, tbd

____ ____ (best friend) url, tbd

____ ____ (friend) url, tbd

____ ____ (crush) url, tbd

NEGATIVE

____ ____ (bad influence) url, tbd

____ ____ (enemy) url, alright so enemy is a really harsh word for this, essentially this is just someone Aliyah doesn’t like on principle, like her siblings don’t like them or they wronged someone she cares about, that kind of thing.

[janasmu]

FAMILIAL

Jennifer Rutherford (mother) NPC, might well be Bright’s favorite person. She’s is a magnificent woman who owns a sex shop called Jen’s Den and is a sex and relationship therapist and she posts comprehensive sex education videos on her website since YouTube has gotten uptight. Bright goes to his mom about everything and is definitely 100% a mama’s boy, she is the reason he never felt awkward or out of place or shame because of his sexuality.

Maxwell Rutherford (father) NPC, sort of a messy father, ended up cheating on Jennifer which caused a divide between him and his kids and he didn’t ed up with custody and quite frankly he didn’t fight for it. Then he moved away and had another family basically right away and even before that an eight year old Bright didn’t have much in common with his accountant/CFO father. Recently Maxwell has been trying to be more present in his life and Bright’s just not into it.

____ ____ (older sibling), tbd once role is filled

____ ____ (older sibling), tbd once role is filled

POSITIVE

really the amount of friends is endless just hmu if you want your chara to be frands with this over the top mess.

____ ____ (bestie), they are like two peas in a pod just best fucking friends whether it makes sense or not for these two to even know each other, specifics tbd

____ ____ (new friend), recently met and kind of immediately found a platonic groove together, specifics tbd

Aleki Lamaota (new friend) @ktsmu​, officially met at Bright 25th birthday party and after some body painting and a few drinks these two had an easy friendship blooming 

Gus Abrams (new boo) @ktsmu​ , they met online and the flirty was just very prominent and next thing they knew they were on a date and it’s really new but they’re kinda really into each other

____ ____ (roomie), so this hasn’t exactly happened yet but Bright is ready to get a place of his own again but kind of hates being alone so he is definitely going to want a roommate to keep him company, specifics tbd 

NEGATIVE

____ ____ (not Bright approved), likely someone who hangs out/dates/has dated with one of his friends but he doesn’t like them, reasons tbd

____ ____ (mutual distaste), these two just can’t stand each other and it’s probably for a dumbass petty reason or maybe that’s just what it seems like to the general public, specific reason(s) tbd

____ ____ (love/hate), maybe these two use to be friends but had a falling out and now the two are very hot and cold with one another, reasons tbd

____ ____ (the rebound), after his public breakup a couple of years ago, Bright was living his best ho life and wasn’t exactly the nicest bitch to his one night stands/booty calls/hookups this person definitely endured a not so stellar version of Bright, specifics tbd