#chibi;

[alienking]

this is me on a lovely day right before my friend caught evidence of me burning my tongue like an idiot. here’s some facts about me i guess:

dumb

don’t understand how to do taxes

i have a tripod cat named felix and he’s so cool

allergic to blueberries wtf

won’t tell you what any of my tats mean so i can continue being ~mysterious~

once locked eyes w/ a squirrel and felt my soul being pulled from my body

afraid of owls. ironically not afraid of squirrels

live in la but grew up in new york so my accent’s all over the place

send me a message on gh @ sailorsaturm that just says “cat pls” and i will send you a picture of my cat son in return