in a field of

saturn. just like the planet 🌕 gh - sailorsaturm

[retiredjesus]

i’d make u grilled cheese at 2 am

[alienking]

WAS THIS REALLY NECESSARY

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

what should my next mistake be

[alienking]

*body playing on repeat in my head with no end in sight*

[alienking]

if im dead in like 6 weeks it's because i found mold in my apartment and pretended i just didnt see it 😌

[impaled]

[alienking]

fussing with the html on here makes me want to pull all of my hair out

[hungwy]

baby i can be your case study

[untexting]

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

[yikes-im-gay]

cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart

[vile-things]

no i dont make sense so stop asking

[wiishy-washy]

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[alienking]

r a t.

i feel attacked by this personally 

[alienking]

you missed the chance to say tripawd

goddamnit

[thefaeinthewoods-deactivated202]

If she's your girl why did she cut up fruits for me

[alienking]

this is me on a lovely day right before my friend caught evidence of me burning my tongue like an idiot. here’s some facts about me i guess:

dumb

don’t understand how to do taxes

i have a tripod cat named felix and he’s so cool

allergic to blueberries wtf

won’t tell you what any of my tats mean so i can continue being ~mysterious~

once locked eyes w/ a squirrel and felt my soul being pulled from my body

afraid of owls. ironically not afraid of squirrels

live in la but grew up in new york so my accent’s all over the place

send me a message on gh @ sailorsaturm that just says “cat pls” and i will send you a picture of my cat son in return