Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)
DogDay: CraftyCorn... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
CraftyCorn: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
DogDay:
DogDay: I wrote sanitize, CraftyCorn.
DogDay: CraftyCorn, I think we have a problem.
CraftyCorn: What, the fire?
DogDay: No, the- wait, what fire?
CraftyCorn: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
DogDay: When's the last time you slept?
CraftyCorn: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
DogDay: A few- how many?!
CraftyCorn: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
DogDay: What you need is sleep!
Chica: I’m quick at math.
Bonnie: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Chica: 24.
Bonnie: That wasn’t even close.
Chica: But it was quick.
Chica: Cronch.
Chica: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.
Bonnie: No, don’t—
Chica: Too late.
Chica, texting Bonnie: Bonnie there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Chica: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Chica: Bonnie
Chica: Bonnie
Bonnie: Bonnie is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.