#chiccolo au

[pickleandthequeen]

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Anyway who wants to read Runaway Royals Ch 23 - spoilers, they still don’t kiss

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[chiccolofans]

idk if someone already thought of this but can u imagine how good a terminator: judgement day au would be ? gohan would keep his personality ofc. add some romance between terminator piccolo and chichi (and a happy ending if possible lmao) and it's just perfect imo. also idk whether id prefer him to have an alien dick or no dick at all cuz either way ppl's reaction when he'd show up to that bar naked in the beginning would be funny in their own way. man id read the shit out of a fic like this

You’ve just given Mod Pickle a reason to watch Terminator: Judgement Day! 

[pickleandthequeen]

Some AU be like

Piccolo, physically plucking Chichi up and tossing her over his shoulder before hightailing it away from some Situation:

Chichi, kicking his chest and punching him in the back: put me DOWN! I do NOT need your protection, Piccolo!

Piccolo: the only thing I am protecting you from is a felony assault charge, Chi.

[pickleandthequeen]

Modern DBZ AU where Piccolo, as a rude joke/dismissal of Chichi demanding his name, says “Mr Meanor” (misdemeanor) and Gohan gets the joke, but it totally flies over Chi’s head until like 6 mo later when Chichi is yelling at him/reprimanding him and “full names” him as “Piccolo Meanor” and of course Piccolo is like “you do realize my last name isn’t ‘Meanor’ …don’t you?” Chichi, flabbergasted, stares at him, and Piccolo is just like “you ACTUALLY thought my name was Mr Meanor? Chichi! MISDEMEANOR, like the LEVEL OF A CRIME”

Chichi does not speak to him for a month.

[pickleandthequeen]

I want to start drawing again so I can draw scenes to that modern punk/uptown girl chiccolo AU i have except now it’s a musical and there are a lot of Billy Joel songs

[pickleandthequeen]

“the rice-cooker i found at the second-hand store was possessed by some sort of demon” AU 

chichi, sitting on the couch bawling over something on TV

piccolo, the demon who is bound to her rice cooker: are you seriously crying over this show, again?

chichi: THEY DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE BOTH IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE

piccolo: ...

[pickleandthequeen]

Kami: I think you should call your father

Piccolo: howabout you get fucked?

Kami: …

Piccolo: :-)