Oct 9, 2015
Don't get cocky
Girl: “We be eating eggs, so, we eating baby chickens for breakfast?”
Me: “No, hens lay eggs all the time. There’s only a baby if a boy chicken and a girl chicken mated. Then the egg will have a baby chicken in it.”
Boy: “So unless they be gettin’ it on, it just a normal egg?”
Me: “Exactly.”
Girl: “BUT ONE TIME I CRACKED OPEN AN EGG AND IT WAS ALL BLOODY! There was a baby chicken in there! On God there was! I swear on my dead granny’s grave!”
Me: “Then some farmer has a rooster running around in the wrong chicken coop!”
Boy: (jumps up, dancing) “I GOT A HEN IN MY COOP! I GOT A HEN IN MY COOP!”