i still think that the “are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day and trumpet sound?” is like the quintessential sparbossa line and i can’t stop thinking about it since my latest rewatch. this has been said before but it bears repeating because holy shit it would have been less gay if they fucked on screen. “ohh do you hate me?? do you want to fight me? fight me FOREVER?? fight me forever? forever and ever and ever? for all eternity??” i can’t with them











