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"Well, I know this little chapel on the boulevard
we can go-"
She's singing already. He cracks an eye open, is the sun even up yet? She's probably just coming back from the bathroom. He rolls his eyes, but he kinda fucking loves it.
"No one will know,
oh, come on girl
Who cares if we're trashed,
got a pocket full of cash we can blow
Shots of patron
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
and it's on, girl.
If you're ready, like I'm ready-"</em>
He hasn't moved yet, but he can't help but smile. Sansa Stark is going to marry his sorry ass today. He feels the bed shift as she climbs on and he tries to feign sleep. She climbs over him, sitting astride his lower back. Now she's chirping and bouncing on him.
"Don't say no, no, no, no, no
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And we'll go, go, go, go, go










