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Happy early spawn day to this little guy!
One of my favorite Biografts
today's biograft model is model chi :)
art by sodastuff
perhaps draw a chigraft... https://phighting.miraheze.org/Blackrock#Chi_Biograft
I LOVE CHIGRAFT!!!!!!
i hope you enjoy buggy chigrafts as much as i do :)))
BIOGRAFT DOODLES 🥺🥺
havent been posting much abt my tomadachi adventures outside of discord but i rlly like these bots
Blog 15: Biografts and Their Theme
It's amusing to think a diverse cast like Biografts all have one common theme: Protectiveness
Betagraft swear loyalty to Subspace and will do everything to protect him and its faction, Zetagrafts also belong in this group since they attack when provoked
Gammagraft being protective of his creator since all he does is take care of Subspace is a form of protection
Omegagraft are privatized versions of their counterpart Beta
Chigraft is sort of but also not since theyre on maintenance but technically speaking we can consider them a protective one since they ensure the safety of whatever they're trying to maintain
The only exception to this is Epsilongraft in that they do menial jobs
(more on Epsilon since I suddenly had an idea)
Biograft in your code, out of your code <3
//RP POST
"I did magnificently, if I do say so myself. I might as well add clothes design to the fields I specialise in! Now hurry up and go give this to @chi-graft-001 327, I haven't got all day- And I want a picture!"
...
"STAY STILL FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH 001, OR ELSE IT GETS BLURRY."
Click!
Phighting Incorrect Quotes
Medkit: You're phired!
Subspace: You can't phire me! I quit!
Medkit: You can't quit! I quit!
Subspace: You can't quit! You're a PHROG!
Medkit: You can't PHROG me! You're my wife!
Subspace: I'm not your wife! You're MY wife!
Medkit: Oh, hey honey! How was work?
Subspace: Pretty good but I quit my job.
Medkit: You can't quit your job! YOU'RE PHIRED!
Subspace: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Subspace: Coil! Please join me by my side and Blackrock shall rule the Inpherno phorever!! My name is Subspace T. Mine even though my BODY, used to be completely normal!!
Coil: Yeah? Well no. You stink.
Coi: Lol. Get rekt you pink, stinky man. I'm gonna go steal your crystals now.
Subspace: WHAT!!? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED, TO STEAL MY CRYSTALS!! COIL!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!! COIL!!
Subspace: WHAT THE PHUCK!!?
Coil, sneaking into Subspace's lab:
Coil, sees a Biograft coming over, so he puts on the mask of an Omega Biograft:
Beta: Greetings, Omega.
Coil?: OH! Uh, hey Beta.
Beta: Have you spotted the Crystal Criminal? I haven't seen him lately.
Coil?: Oh, well you know him!
Beta: Yeah, I'm unsure. It's just difficult with how he keeps dismantling us.
Coil?: Well, as you see, he's nowhere around here, so why don't you look elsewhere?
Zeta: CRYSTAL CRIMINAL! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
*Zeta uses Blink to stab him but Coil pulls out a lighter, heating them up*
Zeta: OW, PHUCKING OW! Beta: Did you find the Crystal Criminal?
Zeta: AFFIRMATIVE! THAT'S THE CRYSTAL CRIMINAL RIGHT THERE!
Beta:
Coil?:
Beta: No, that's only Omega.
Zeta: NO! THEY'VE PUT ON A DISGUISE! MESSING WITH YOUR PHACIAL SCANNERS.
*Zeta feels the heat energy the lighter is radiating*
Zeta: OW! IF THAT'S OMEGA, THEN WHY DOES HE KEEP PUTTING THAT WRETCHED PHLAME IN MY PHACE!?
Beta: Obviously, you're scaring him.
Zeta: SCARING HIM *Heat energy jumpscare*
Zeta: I'M GONNA SLICE YOUR EYES OUT!
Beta: Zeta, please remain calm-
Zeta: NO! I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THIS WORTHLESS PLACE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH OBVIOUS DISGUISE ATTEMPTS!
Zeta: CHI! BACK ME UP, HERE! Chi: I don't really care if he's Omega! All I care about is that nice, succulent, spicy PHLAMES!
*Coil guards the lighter*
Zeta: ALRIGHT! WHERE'S OMEGA? THEY'RE MASS PRODUCED LIKE US, RIGHT! OMEGA!!
Omega: Sup.
Zeta: SEE! NOW THERE'S TWO OMEGAS IN THIS ROOM! Beta: Impressive.
Zeta: BETA, OH ICEDAGGER, I WILL SLAP YOU! Omega: What is this discussion about?
Beta: We're looking for the Crystal Criminal.
Zeta: HE'S THE CRYSTAL CRIMINAL!!!
Omega: ...I'm affirmative that's Omega...
Zeta: OH MY, GODDAMMIT...
Zeta: YOU'RE OMEGA!! *touches their horns*
*Omega walks away*
Zeta: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?
Omega: Phuck this shit I'm out.
Zeta: ALRIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT!?
Epsilon: Hey.
Zeta: EPSILON, WHAT TIME IS IT!?
Epsilon: Somewhere around 5:59.
Zeta: 5:59!!?
*Zeta grabs the mask*
Zeta: THE CRYSTAL CRIMINAL IS HERE!!
Beta: The Crystal Criminal!?
Omega: The CRYSTAL CRIMINAL!?
Chi: PHLAMES!?
*Coil tries to use the lighter but Chigraft already snatched it up*
*Coil puts on another Omega mask*
Coil?: No, No! I'm Omega! And I'll- OH GOD!? *Zeta uses Echo Execution*
*But too much heat is absorbed and Zeta fall unconscious, along with all other Biografts*
Coil: ...
Coil: Yay...
Coil: *throws up*
Skateboard: Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boi!
Slingshot: Skate, NO!
Subspace: GIVE ME BACK MY PHUCKING CRYSTALS, COIL!!
Coil: They're my crystals now, Subfart!
Darkheart: We're the devil from the Bible...
Darkheart: We're here to convince you to do sin...
Subspace: All around me are phamiliar Subspaces, worn-out Subspaces, worn-out Subspa-aces, bright and-
Subspace: I'M BACK IN THE PHUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!?
Subspace: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SICK!!
Subspace: OH NO, THEY KNOW, NOT AGAIN!!
Subspace: WHO POSTED MY CRYSTALS ON TWITTER DOT COM!!? Subspace: Oh no, oh no, they put it all the way on Hotel Elephant!! Now everyone's gonna phind out about my secret invention!!
Subspace: Where do you think YOU'RE going, brat!!
Coil: I don't talk to people whose crystals are less than 3 inches.
Subspace: WELL LISTEN BITCH, I KNOW ABOUT YOURS SINCE I CREATE- I mean, listen you don't gotta talk about my crystals like that. I usually just take pride in my star-shaped crystals okay?
Subspace: I'll let you in on a little secret, my crystals are actually the core of this phucking lab.
Subspace: Goodbye.
Skateboard: I'm in the middle of nowhere again. I can't phind my ke- Hey, you know what this reminds me of? It reminds me of Chaos Canyon!
*proceeds to beatbox Iron Horse*
Skateboard: I found Rocket. *calls Coil* Hey Coil. I phound Rocket. He's phlying without Zuka's permission again. Do you want me to tell him.~
Coil: No, don't tell him, he's had enough.
Subspace: WHY ARE YOU TWO ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE!!
Coil: Well, I learned so much from his Twitter, now there's only one thing to do next.
Subspace: I TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL MY CRYSTALS!!
Coil: And I did anyway! What you gonna do, binch?
Coil: You see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates, and this one is the one that makes me go away phrom your bitchass.
Subspace: I'm going to kill you... and then kill you again!!
Coil: Anyway, now that I have this crystal, I'm gonna put it right in there!
Computer: DRAMA DETECTED! BLOCKING ACCOUNT!
Subspace: MY PHOLLOWER BASE!!
Coil: And yet they still can't phigure out how to get cultists off their site...
Subspace: You stupid kid!! I'll log onto your Twitter and tell everybody what you said!!
Coil: Go ahead, I have 50 alternative accounts.
Coil: I have my phinger on the delete button, Subfart. What are you gonna do with your dumb, toothpick legs?
Subspace: *Laughter* You FOOL, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!
Subspace: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!!
Coil: Are you referring to Greatest Scientist 1, Greatest Scientist 2, Greatest Scientist 3-
Skateboard: Hey homies! What's up?
Skateboard: Hey Subspace, I got your Rocket Boots phrom your Twitter account, thanks, man!
Subspace: I TOLD YOU I HAD ALTERNATIVES!!
Skateboard: I also heard that this guy over here stole your crystals, that must suck a lot, dude!
Skateboard: So you must be pretty much shaken up about that?
Subspace: How do you pheel about ME being tucked by a HELLHOUND!!?
Skateboard: Well, it might also suck that I also stole your crystals!
Subspace: AND HE HAD A CRYSTAL IN HIS SKATEBOARD!!?
Subspace: PUT THE CRYSTAL DOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT CRYSTALS DO TO YOUR blenis.
Skateboard: I LIKE what it does to my blenis, Subspace!
*Subspace traps Skateboard in a seal and sends him off*
Subspace: You see, I'm such a genius. I knew you were gonna phucking phart in there so I had to put on a phucking seal.
Coil: It's been 13 years and I still pheel the same way.
Skateboard: You still wanna pee in a hot topic?
Coil: Yep.
Skate: Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.
Coil: Phinally, a place to relieve myself...
Subspace: What the PHUCK are you two PHUCKING talking about!!?
Skate: Stealing your crystals again. And peeing in a Hot Topic, I mean what else do you do on a Saturday night?
Coil: I pissed on your crystals, Tripmine. They're mine now, that's the rule.
Subspace: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT!!? WHAT!!?
Overseer: If I gave Medkit... 15 apples... and Scythe gave Medkit SIXTEEEEN! And Broker took away 3... my question is... what's the total mass of the sun?
Rocket: As Darkheart told me, IT'S 3!
Overseer: YOU PHIGURED IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!
