canon squicks: people in this world continue to reference me as a child and say weird stuff about me, not realizing this very thing is joked about within the canon itself - an irritated chilchuck
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canon squicks: people in this world continue to reference me as a child and say weird stuff about me, not realizing this very thing is joked about within the canon itself - an irritated chilchuck
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I think as some kind of reward for being a half-foot who only reached my friends’ crotches at most last time the kingods have allowed me to be six foot one. Whoever you are… Thank you /ref - Chilchuck a la Dungeon Meshi
Havent watched/read any Dungeon Meshi in a month or longer, thus hadnt been thinking abt the Chilchuck qkin for a while.
And yet.
I get a really fucked up dream at random where I'm Chilchuck the whole time. And while I believe its literal contents are.. Irrelevant. It sure did hit me hard enough to get me paying attention to Chilchuck again.
One thing in the dream that DID stick enough to make me think its relevant is, Chilchucks father being a Tallman and him being adopted. I'm not sure how much sense that truly makes in sense of canon but it feels right. Hmm.
Anyway.
I miss my daughters.
I need to stop kinning dads. I don't want kids in this life lmaoo.
~Chilchuck proper, finally 🕯♟
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The amount of physical similarities I have to myself is kind of funny.
Short? Check.
Literally everyone thinks I'm a kid? Check.
All five senses (especially smell and hearing) are really, really good? Check.
Kinda annoying but whatever, I guess. I don't look like I would if I were a tallman but I look and feel like I actually did as a halffoot, so honestly it could be worse
-- Chilchuck, Dungeon Meshi
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cannots here, very very surprised by the lack of chilchuck in my brain. short angry man who hates being looked down on for his size? you think, but no. autism knight be upon me
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