#child satan

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Incorrect quotes#743 Promises

Luci: Are you're STILL cranky with me?

ChildSatan: You said we could go to the library!

Luci: It was shut!

ChildSatan: You promised. And you shouldn't break your promise.

Luci:  Yeah, I know, kitty, but...

Mc*Shouting from the living room* Why is this kitten puzzle not tidied up?!

ChildSatan: Uh-oh!

Luci:  Quick! Hide!*Covers satan with his blankets*

Mc: Where is he?

Luci: Where's who?

Mc: The kid who broke his promise to clean up the kitten puzzle

Luci: Ohh! How interesting*Pulls the covers off the blond demon child*

ChildSatan: Argh!

Luci: Did Kitty break his promise?

ChildSatan: Well, you broke YOUR promise, so I can break mine!

Mc: What?

ChildBelph: It's true, Dad Luci broke his promise

Luci: The library was shut!

Mc: Seems like we've got a promising problem

ChildSatan & ChildBelph: Yeah!

Luci: OK, from now on, no one makes any more promises!

ChildBeel: But you promised you'd always love us!*Tears up hugging his burger pillow*

Luci: Whoa...I didn't think this through

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(When Satan turns into a kid and he gets in a fight with Lucifer and he hides behind you because you married Lucifer and he thinks of you as his mom)

Little Satan: But..... My books! I don't want to put them away!

Lucifer: *sighs as he's coming closer and closer to losing his mind* Satan. Just put them away please. With the books on the floor someone can easily trip over them.

Little Satan: No!!!!! You stupid pridebutt!

Lucifer: *just looks at Satan* Oh you little monster.... Alright, how about this. You either pick up your books willingly or I pick them up and you go to your room grounded. Which is it?

Little Satan: Fuck you Wucifer!!!! You're a fucking idiot! *he runs out of the room to find you*

Lucifer: *runs his fingers through his hair and he growls* Can't believe I have to deal with this....

MC: *comes in holding Satan* Now Satan, please pick the books up. Just stack them up and you can leave them in here for later. You don't have to put them away right now, just tidy them up, okay?

Little Satan: *with tears pouring down his face, he nods* Yes mommy.....

MC: *you smile and set him down, you watch as Satan tidies up his books* Thank you, Satan.

Lucifer: *watches with a confused expression* How....? How do you get him to do this? It doesn't matter what I do, he'll fight with me.

Little Satan: *puts the book stack on the table, he crawls into your lap and sticks his tongue out at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *scowls at the child* You little--

MC: *you look at Lucifer then Satan* Satan, honey. That's not how you speak to or act around your father. You know this....

Little Satan: *he looks up at your face with tears in his eyes* But daddy's mean to me!!!!!! He called me a monster and threatened to ground me!

MC: Did he ask you to pick up your books?

Little Satan: ....yes.

MC: And what did you say to him?

Little Satan: .... I said "fuck you, and you're a fucking idiot"

MC: *looking at Lucifer, asking if what Satan said is true, when he nods, you look back at Satan* Sweetheart, you shouldn't talk to daddy like that. I know for a fact he wouldn't threaten to ground you for no reason. Now, why don't you say sorry to daddy, give him a hug and head to your room until lunch?

Little Satan: *blinks away the tears* Sorry Wucifer.... *he gets up and runs out of the room*

Lucifer: *sits down on the couch next you you and he lays his head in your lap* What would I do without you?

MC: *smiling, you run your fingers through your husbands hair* I'll always be here. Luci. You aren't alone anymore.

Lucifer: *sits up to pull you into his lap just to kiss you* I know..... Thank you MC. I love you.

MC: I love you too, Luci.

((Just a wholesome blurb. Daddy Lucifer and Mommy MC, the ultimate power couple.

❤🖤❤🖤 :)

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Big Bro Mammon | Mams & Child Satan Fluff | Obey Me |

A/N: Just some big bro Mammon and bby Satan for the soul

Summary: Satan seem to be a bit upset, so Mammon goes to check on him, but he is in for an earful..

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None.

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Mammon was trudging himself to his room after getting in some trouble with witches and going shopping, but as he was walking, he saw Satan storming to his room, tightly gripping the book in his hand, before slamming the door to his room. Mammon stood there for a second, the smaller being seem to of been coming from Lucifer’s office. He makes his way to his door and knocks on it.

Satan peeks out of the room.

“Hey kid, did somethin’ happen?” He asks, crouching down. Satan huffs, puffing out his cheeks. “Lucifer is being too strict!” Mammon nods, he understood that. “He won’t let me bring a cat in here!” Satan continues. Mammon pats his head and pulls out something from the shopping bag. It was a cat plushy.

“Here, I got this for ya” He offers it to him.

Satan’s eyes lit up and he takes it, hugging the plushy tightly. Mammon just chuckles and stood up. “If ya need me, I’ll be in my room” He starts to walk off, but was tugged back by Satan. He looks back down and saw the young blond staring at him, looking like he wanted to ask him something.

“I want to tell you about a book I finished today!” He says.

Now, Mammon wasn’t huge on books, he barely read them, but he figured it wouldn’t hurt to stick around to listen to Satan, he was already dejected from Lucifer not allowing him to get a cat.

“Alright, I’ll let ya blab my ears off” He ruffles his hair before going to join Satan in his room. They found a spot on a little reading nook Satan had made out of pillows and blankets that he probably stole from Belphie.

When they both got comfortable, Satan started going off about the book he just read, ranting about it and telling how much he hated the protagonist. Mammon just nodded as he complained. He knew Lucifer was busy, but he felt bad for Satan, while he knew getting a cat wasn’t such a big deal, the young avatar of wrath often came to the living room to sit and read by himself, or Mammon would see him walk to his room all dejected that Lucifer didn’t have time to read with or for him.

Satan eventually got tired, evident from him yawning every now and then. “Alright, I think it’s time for ya to go to snooze land” Mammon got up and picks Satan up from the pile of blankets and pillows before walking over to his bed and tucking him in. Satan got a bit hissy at having to sleep but he soon enough hugs the cat plushy the second born got him and fell asleep.

A smile snuck itself on Mammon’s lips as he ruffles his hair one more time and walks out, softly closing the door behind him, and as he looks up, he saw a shadow, and turning, he realizes it was Lucifer..

Perhaps it would be best if they have a talk on how he’s treating Satan...

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Mammon: Where's your imaginary friend?

child!Satan: They're dead.

Mammon:

child!Satan: They had a fight with a dragon and the dragon won.

Mammon: Did you try to help them?

child!Satan: I'm not imaginary so that's not my business.

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Incorrect quotes#744 Demands

ChildSatan*Pouting at Lucifer and You,Holding his demands for christmas* FINE YOU AND MC CAN GIVE HAVE A BABY!BUT UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!

Luci*Taking a large gulp of demonus to ease his incoming headache*

Mc*Giggles and rubs circles on Lucifer back palm to sooth him,finding this cute*

ChildSatan:1 TO LOVE ME MORE THAN BABY!...2 To give me a kitty!

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Incorrect quotes#664 The Morningstars

ChildSatan: Can we go out to get icecream?*Barges into his office in his footie pajamas* Luci: Did you ask Mc?*Reading his documents not looking up* ChildSatan: They said no Luci: Then why did you ask me?*Frowns at that and finally looks at his son* ChildSatan: They're not the boss of you Luci, internally" It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap-"

ChildSatan*Eating his icecream happily with an innocent look when Mc turns to look at him*

Mc*continues to turn their head to lucifer on his knees, lecturing him about*"I JUST MADE LUNCH-"

ChildSatan:

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Incorrect quotes#729 Kid Satan In Heaven 3

Sat: I walk into class, and my teacher, starts speaking to everybody

Mich: Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Good morning~

Sat: he sees me, he was like-

Mich: Satan

ChildSatan:Uncle Michael

Mich: did you let your Father read the note?

ChildSatan: yes.I.did

Mich: well, what did your father say?

Sat: I took a deep breath. I looked at my friends...I was like, “it’s about to go down"

ChildSatan: well… My dad told me to tell you to mind your damn motherfucking business, bitch. Little stupid bitch. Little dumb teacher bitch. 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch. Cross-eyed, crying down your back fat foot ass bitch. Long-tittied, no nipple-having ass bitch!?

Sat: The shit was crazy. My friends were in the back and they were like,

ChildBelphie(Who came for support)oooh! He said he ain’t had no nipples!!!

Sat: I got suspended. I got suspended and an ass whopping, My Dad beat the shit out of me when I got home

Luci: I told you to say two cuss words! You said 76 of them!

Sat: But then Mc heard him and whopped his ass for allowing me to cuss

Mc Whopping Lucifer Ass:

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Incorrect quotes#728 Kid Satan In Heaven 2

Sat: Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? My Dad just gave me permission to go to

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Incorrect quotes#728 Kid Satan In Heaven 2

Sat: Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? My Dad just gave me permission to go to school and cuss my uncle's teacher out I didn’t feel comfortable with the situation. So I wanted to practice. I wanted to go upstairs, I wanted to go over my lines. So I’m in the mirror, I’m going over my lines. I’m like-

ChildSatan: okay, all right. Okay, all right. Okay. My dad told me to tell you to mind your damn!?— No, that’s too loud. That’s way too loud. That’s not believable... It’s too loud

Sat: Finally I go over it. I get it down. I’m like, you know what? I’m gonna go to bed early, get some rest. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow, I don’t want to mess this up. So I go to bed. I wake up and get dressed. Put on my pants and my shirt. I get on the school bus. All my friends see me. They get hyped

Luke: Ooh, Satan’s on the bus. Everybody look. Satan’s on the bus. What up, Satan?”

ChildSatan: yo, not today, y’all. I got a lot of stuff on my mind. I can’t really have y’all throwing me off.”

Luke: what are you talking about?”

ChildSatan: I can’t really get into it. All I can tell y’all is that it’s about to go down

Luke: what?

ChildSatan:look, man. It’s about to go down Just be behind me when I walk into class

Luke: all right, cool

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Incorrect quotes#727 Kid Satan In Heaven 1

Sat: My Dad gave me permission to cuss one time-One time he gave me permission to cuss, I’m in school, I’m being bad, and My teacher got mad