In the human world, A children's park...many married and single parents gossip and oogle at a certain..."young" dad in the park
Luci*is reading a book and finally taking a day off from work while also spending time with his son glaring at anyone bold enough to try and flirt with him HE ONLY HAS EYES FOR YOU*
Suddenly there are a couple kids huddling shouting "fight fight fight!"
Luci: Where are that kid's parents?*Frowns in disapproval till he spots a familiar blonde head with a cat hoodie shouting "KITTY PUNCH!"*
Luci: That's me-Its me I am parent-HEY STOP THAT!*springs out of the bench and towards the children's tousle*
Mc: Did you win?
Sat*on their arms with a proud grin*Yes!
LucI*sighs and rubs temples*"My circus my monkeys"
I see your asks are open, then may I please ask for headcanons for poly demon bros reacting to mc treating their familiars as their children please, like Mammon’s crows
A/N: I’m going to say that these familiars are ghosts because there are more then just land animals, but MC has an automatic bond with that specific animal if they were to ever see an actual living one in the three realm
Lucifer
He doesn't know where they picked up this child to parent habit with their familiars
Luci watches with clear amusement as these ghostly animals follow them around
He’s also glad for the fact that these familiars can protect them when any of the brothers aren’t there to
One day, he goes to their room to find they are studying before heading to bed
He assumes they have been working hard, as the ghostly familiars push them to bed
When the familiars get them to bed, he walks in and kisses their forehead
He’s glad MC has familiars to watch over them..
Mammon
He won’t admit he got a bit jealous when the familiars started interrupting their, already limited, time together
Mammon will pout every time he sees them with MC
But he can’t really argue, he babies his crows, so being upset that MC is a parent figure to their familiars is a bit hypocritical
Kind of competes with the ghosts for MC’s attention
Is it childish? Yes. Is he stopping? No.
Leviathan
Ugh, why does these stupid familiars have to get in the way of Levi and MC time?
But he’ll admit seeing MC with their familiars remind him just how majestic they are.
He may suggest Henry can play with the familiars while he and MC are playing games together
It’s cute seeing MC smile when they look back and see the animals playing together, like a proud parent who’s kids are finally making friends
Levi may also use this as an excuse to hang out later
Satan
If anything, he’s glad the familiars are there
They can protect MC, they can aid MC, they can help to ensure MC is safe
Satan has no qualms with it, as he sees this as beneficial
Also finds it cute how their relationship is
Seeing MC guide and baby their familiars is an adorable sight
Once, Satan and MC was studying, and time has passed by fast, and the familiars were trying to wake them up
It reminds him of when he was young and trying to get an already sleeping Lucifer’s attention
He shakes off the memory and goes to guide MC back to their room
Asmodeus
Has he taken photos of MC babying their familiars? Yes.
Will he continue to do so? Yes.
Like c’mon, they can’t be cute with their familiars and not expect Asmo to take a picture
He will have his phone out every time he sees the two
Solomon has noticed this, and wonders why he seems so obsessed with taking photos of the two
Beelzebub
He’s happy that MC has familiars
This means they have more magic, right?
Whatever the case was, he’s happy for MC
Doesn’t mind that the ghostly animals spend time with MC, and finds it adorable how doting and caring MC is
He has offered them food, and even though they don’t need to eat, Beel thinks they like being appreciated
Helps MC parent them the best he can
Belphegor
They seem to have so much time to spend with the familiars and not him.
Though, that doesn’t stop him from interrupting MC and their familiars
He literally doesn’t care if they want a break from the brothers spending time with the ghostly familiars
They are his pillow.
He finds the parenting MC does weird, and he will voice that
I'm going to tweak this just a tad to keep the parent or guardian gender-neutral.
Lucifer
At first, he's hesitant that MC has a child - the last child he helped to raise was Satan and well...There are more well-adjusted children out there
He's ready to be strict and had human appropriate discipline ready, but melts when he actually meets the daughter
Well walk around with the daughter on his hip as he shows the child things in Devildom
Regularly has the kid on his lap as he works on paperwork or is at a student council meeting
Mammon
Is great with kids - is basically an adoptive father figure to a child in the human realm already anyways
Wants the kid in the human realm to meet the MC's kid, but doesn't want the witches to know
The Little Ds also think of Mammon as a dad, so he guesses MC has a bunch of new siblings
Thinks of himself as MC's kid's dad, because he and MC are most definitely in love - even if MC doesn't feel the same
Will do anything for the kid, even work
Likes to play games with the kid and gets very animate with toys
Leviathan
Kids are probably attached to him since he tends to wear shirts with cartoon characters that they may or may not recognize
He's also just a bit weird and kids tend to like that
Likes to watch kid shows with MC's kid and introduces them to MonsterPockets or Admiral Planet pretty early
Lets the kid play with his plushies, but the ones he has duplicates of
Keeps his figurines kept up high, doesn't want them to get broken
Likes to get cosplays for the kid to wear - so cute!
Satan
Tries to teach the kid advanced things and keeps track of exactly what is too much for the kid and how well they learn
Does some psychology experiments on the kid, but they're all harmless...Probably
Likes to read the kid to sleep
Picks out books he thinks the kid will read from the library - the kid's reading level will increase drastically when she's with Satan
Likes to introduce the child to the different cats of Devildom and makes sure she learns how to read cat's body language to ensure no one gets scratched or bitten
Asmodeus
Would it be weird if he entered her in child beauty pageants? Yes. Darn.
Buys her so many clothes, especially if she grows in just the slightest bit
Likes to have spa days with the kids, they'll just chill with sensitive skin face masks
Loves doing her nails and lets her pick out the colors for everyone
Tries to do as many different hairstyles on her as possible, some to look pretty some to be silly
Doesn't post pictures on Devilgram of the kid without both MC's permission and the kid's permission
Starts to design kid clothes to make sure they meet a kid's needs
Beelzebub
Kids are sometimes picky eaters, will eat what she doesn't want to eat
Also learns what her eating preferences are and makes sure to get plenty of those foods so that they can share them together
Teaches her the basics of fangol, but makes sure it's human/child appropriate so she won't get hurt
Likes to work out with MC's kid - she can sit on his back as he does pushups
MC's kid is now family, he'll do everything he can to protect her
Belphegor
MC's kid is also a descendent of Lillith, and she's sweet like her, too
He becomes pretty protective over her
Makes sure she always has her favorite stuffed animal, that she doesn't get cold when she falls asleep, and that she always has sweet dreams
Will teach her the different galaxies that they have in Devildom
Teaches her how to be a bit mischevious, not too much, but just enough to irritate Lucifer
How would Ali react if the MC referred to him as “my little hatchling.” Would Aghadi smile at the nickname?
Alister would completely own that nickname. He would adore it, and would always get a big smile when he hears it. His entire face would light up with a gigantic grin and he would give the MC a big hug. He woud look like a little kid on Christmas.
Aghadi would adore it and feel his heart warm every time he heard you utter those words. Glad that his Ali was finally getting the family he deserved.
(Also... you can call him this in the game... just saying.)
If it’s not too much,, that Muriel/MC’s child beginning to date stuff was tooo cute,,, I like to imagine Mc/muriel having a teenage daughter who is going through a moody phase and thinks they know better than their parents. Their bby girl tho gets cheated on her first love and she comes back home super upset and the fam gets a soft reflective moment.
Ooh this is so nice. (If you’ve read my breeding kink series, you know I already have the dynamic of twin kiddos and a daughter, and it took every fiber in my being to exclude the twins and leave it open-ended)
Characters: Gender neutral MC, Muriel, Your Daughter, Their Cheating Lover
Muriel knows that kid is trouble
When you ask if he’s referring to your daughter or her lover, he immediately snaps with “that…kid!”
You’ve never seen Muriel so frustrated
He doesn’t have proof of that kid doing anything wrong, so there’s not much he can actually say, but he knows
And for the first time in years, his daughter - their baby girl - refuses to take his advice
He felt like he’d been shot through the heart, rejected
He didn’t believe it
She’d always been a “daddy’s girl”, latching onto her dad and coming to him with her problems, and for him to see her so willingly ignore him…hurts
But, you remind him that she is growing up, and the she knows how to protect herself if anything does happen
She has to learn these things for herself
You sit her down explain to her that Muriel wasn’t your first love, and he wasn’t yours, and that it would be great if this lover of hers was, but to know that relationships end and new ones begin, etc. etc.
She nods in understanding, like she’s taking this to heart, and immediately goes to see them
Muriel doesn’t want to hurt the kid - he doesn’t want to hurt anyone - but he just doesn’t understand what he’s done wrong
It isn’t until she comes home one night, tears streaming down her cheeks, that she apologizes
You insist that there’s nothing to be sorry for, sitting her down in the front room and kneeling in front of her
Muriel is a concerned Papa, standing behind her and rubbing circles on his back, looking at you and widening his eyes, as if to ask “What happened?”
You shrug as subtly as you can, widening your eyes in response
She manages to hiccup out “They cheated on me.”
Muriel sees red, but you stop him from wringing their little neck
You hug her, and Muriel wraps his arms around the both of you
You shush her, letting her know that it’s alright, that she was going to be alright, that you knew how much she loved them
Muriel tells her, “Even if you don’t find anyone else, you’re never going to be alone, alright, little mouse?”
She laughs through her tears, Muriel not having called her that since she was ten years old
She throws her arms around Muriel, and he holds her there, letting her cry
You’re the only reason he doesn’t go have a stern-talking to with the kid…by himself
ChildSatan: Can we go out to get icecream?*Barges into his office in his footie pajamas*
Luci: Did you ask Mc?*Reading his documents not looking up*
ChildSatan: They said no
Luci: Then why did you ask me?*Frowns at that and finally looks at his son*
ChildSatan: They're not the boss of you
Luci, internally" It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap-"
ChildSatan*Eating his icecream happily with an innocent look when Mc turns to look at him*
Mc*continues to turn their head to lucifer on his knees, lecturing him about*"I JUST MADE LUNCH-"
DemonKid*Running up to the caretaker*Teacher teacher! Satan called me the B-word!
Mam*In one of his many side jobs(Mam: No I'm not here to check on my Precious baby nephew sure Jan)Looks down at Satan who is following the DemonKid*Woah!Munchkin is that true?!
KidSatan*Looks Mammon dead in the eye*Mother F*cker doesn't start with a B
DemonKid:*〇□〇)……!
Mam*Doesnt know if to be just as shocked...or to be rolling on the floor wheezing from the guts satan has*
Papa Lucifer and You gonna have an interesting Parent-teacher conference...Hot uncle mammon tho-