#childinnit au

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Childinit

Dream XD occasionally steals Tommy without telling anyone and everyone freaks out

Tubbo and Wilbur are yelling at each other

Sam is double checking all the prison security

Puffy and Quackity are running around and looking everywhere

It’s just pure chaos

The George wakes up from his nap and just goes

“XD probably took him”

And everyone freezes

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Everyone is just trying to find the child and it is only when George wakes up that they realize what happened and just all try to find the god who is just playing with Tommy.

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Okay that’s cute. That’s very cute. I love that so much. Egg doesn’t see him as a threat. We can have crack, as a treat.

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Some light childinnit angst

Tommy doesn’t remember that Phil and Techno are his family

They left before he could remember so he just assumes that his only family is Wilbur and Tubbo plus nephew Fundy

On the 16th Tommy notices Wilbur leaving so he follows him

Wilbur, who had actually moved Tommy so he wouldn’t get caught in the blast when he pressed the button, didn’t notice until Tommy was in the button room carried by Phil

Tommy had actually seen Phil following Wilbur and Phil recognized Tommy so he took him with him

Wilbur ends up unable to press the button because he’s worried Tommy will get caught in the blast

Dream ends up sneaking in and pushing the button using an invis pot hence why L’manberg got blown up

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Welp. That hurts. He doesn’t remember Phil and Techno. That slightly hurts.

But at least Wilbur goes and stops because he’s worried about Tommy. That’s good at least.

And then Dream blows it up because he’s a jackass.

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childinnit au

tommy doesn’t talk a whole lot right but one day out of nowhere he just says fuck

everyone is trying to figure out where he learned how to say fuck when they all know they say it on a regular basis and tommy has definitely overheard it a bunch of times

Tommy learns swears from everyone. And everyone just goes and is so surprised while Callahan looks at the camera like it’s the office.

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Since we're after fluff Childinnit AU or as I have come to call it "All the server's problems are solved by a 4 year old being adorable"

Sam is only held captive by the egg for like 20 minutes in the AU simply because shortly after Bad and Ant throw him in there, Tommy goes looking for Sam and starts crying when Bad won't tell him where he is. Bad ends up freeing Sam just to calm Tommy down.

Also when Ponk steals the books from Sam rather than getting them back with torture and murder, Sam instead gets them back by just getting Tommy to give Ponk his puppy dog eyes. Couple days later they're forced to talk out their issues, once again by Tommy giving them his puppy dog eyes because he doesn't like them fighting.

Sam is now okay and doesn’t have to eat his flesh! NIce! And thank god.

Also, love isn’t dead on the Dream SMP in this au! Sam and Ponk will make up and we get them talking about their issues!

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Childinnit

The funny thing about Tubbo acquiring a child is that he kinda kidnapped Tommy

Like

Wilbur was taking care of the two of them but when Phil and Techno left for good Tubbo decided to leave too and take Tommy with him

Up until the Dream smp Wilbur is just chasing the two around trying to get his little brother back

He ends up having Fundy while that happens and now he has a fox child as well

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I can’t believe Tubbo kidnapped Tommy. Can’t believe he committed crime. And now this implies that the custody battle happened long before the DreamSMP and I find that hilarious.

Fundy is like being dragged along the custody battle and he just goes and plays with Tommy while Tubbo and Wilbur sword fight for custody.

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(ChildInnit AU)

More incorrect quotes

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Wilbur: the child is mine, Tubbo *takes out a toy light saber*

Tubbo: oh we'll see about that, Wilbur *charges at Wilbur with his toy light saber*

Tommy: *claps and giggles as he watch his care taker stuck in a light saber duel*

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[After the execution]

Tubbo: *hold Tommy back tiredly* Tommy please, stop trying to fight Techno

Tommy: *struggling to get out of Tubbo's hold and still trying to hit Techno with a giant stick with an angry pouting face*

Techno: *fake fear*

Adorable. Absolutely adorable. I’m melting. I’m melting over the cuteness oh my god.

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Childinnit

Bad(pre egg looking at childinnit): GEPPY!!!! LOOK HOW SMALL HE IS!!!!! I remember when Sapnap was this small!!!

Skeppy(refusing to look at childinnit as to not crumble): we’re not having another kid, besides, do you want to fight Tubbo and Wilbur for custody

Bad: *sad muffin noises*

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Awwwww. That’s cute. Also, love that Wilbur and Tubbo’s custody fight is just something everyone avoids. I like this so much.