some random things about children of hera
(because i am a firm believer that hera does have demigods, similar o the way athena has demigods)
Little known fact: all of history's greatest queens were children of Hera
Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria and Catherine the Great...all descendants from the queen of the heavens
A child of Hera always walks as if there is a pile of books on their head.
They are never late (everyone else is simply early)
They are especially skilled in the art of small talk, pleasantries, and politics
They are undoubtedly loyal to the ones they love
They love too much, or they fear they do. But they cannot help themselves no matter how hard they try
They will never get used to the feeling of being alone
They are minimalists
They are desperate to find beauty in life's ugliest moments
They love stargazing
They have two left feet but will insist you waltz with them at least once or twice.
And when you do agree to dance, they will insist on leading
A child of hera is never fully dressed without a smile (real or fake)
They begin planning their wedding at 9 years old and have all the details smoothed out by their 12th birthday
They are unapologetically ambitious
They have a horrible habit of putting people on pedestals
They prefer HGTV to MTV and will likely list one of the property brothers as their celebrity crush
They will purposely put clean clothes in the dryer so they can wear a warm t shirt to bed
Sons of hera naturally resent sons of zeus, and are quite sure that anything he can do they can do better
Sons of hera grow up to be gifted orators, politicians, businessman, and astronomers. But they make the best stay at home dads.