This weekend, a belated summary:
walking in the rain after the weather forecast promised a dry day
exploring independent shops and trying on enormous sunglasses
burritos with disappointing guacamole
cocktails while coming up with “Hallmark by Hannibal” ideas
a boat trip on an almost-private boat
Cards Against Humanity and chilli
a rum-soaked watermelon and alcoholic frozen fruit smoothies
dancing to Kate Bush and lunge-offs
pub breakfast in the sun
countryside views and feeding strawberries to a sheep
Rose dropping her freshly bought ice cream onto a footpath covered in sheep shit, then picking the ice cream up and eating it anyway
getting incredibly uneven sunburn while jumping repeatedly off a bench for photos like basic bitches
watching a fisherman's excellent butt at a reservoir while eating a picnic
mini golf
watching an entire season of RuPaul’s Drag Race (I’ve watched a second entire season today, oops)
making my boyfriend a chocolate “hangover poo” and putting it in the bedroom for him to find (he enjoyed eating it)
I love and already miss @crossedbeams @chileananderson @mulderswaterbed and @your-perfect-opposite, they are Good People.














