#chillinlikedevillian

[harlowtriton]

@chillinlikedevillian:

Is there really any nice way to murder someone? The least you can do is carry out my last Will and Testament and give him to my friends to take care of. It’s the last piece of me they’ll have left! Or Ben, I guess, since he was technically Ben’s dog first.

I mean, if I manage to stay out of jail, then they clearly thought the murder was justified. But fine, if I’m still roaming free, I’ll give the dog to Ben. Or if he’s already dead, too, my uncle Eric is great with fur balls.

[dawnmilne]

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Dawn: um… yes!!! totally know that, but wouldn’t you want someone to be able to bring dude to watch you play? Or have somewhere to go with him when you go watch other people’s games?

Carlos: Why would I be in Sherwood Forest if I wasn’t playing tho? But I don’t know who would bring him, since Jay and Ben would both be playing too. And he’s not really crazy about car rides…although he’s not really crazy about being left behind either.

Dawn: You could be there to scope out the competition, we've done that for tennis before. And I could bring him! If I had to, I mean. But don't your other friends like Evie and Mal like him? They don't play tourney! Oh! I heard about these dog anxiety treats that help calm people down in the car, I've never gotten them before but maybe you could try them for dude?