wherever you go, oh won't you take me please

DAWN MILNE. 20. ASU JUNIOR. Daughter of Christopher Robin. I wishI could say I grew up deep in the heart of the Hundred Acre Woods, but really, I just spent as much time there as I could, whenever I could get away.

[princesconsuela]

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

I believe it. Pets can really help a person that’s for sure. Me too, I would never want anything to happen to my hypothetically bunny that I currently don’t have. But if I ever do get one, I’ll make sure to keep it real safe because I still wouldn’t anything to happen to my little friend. Hmm interesting. Well now I’m kind of curious to know what eggplant pasta tastes like. Really? How could they used for something naughty? 

Well, you sound like you’re going to be a conscientious pet owner already! And usually whoever you buy the pet from has good advice, too, to help you get started. If Brownie’s ever a puppy daddy I know I’d want to go visit the pups and check up on how they’re doing even once they leave home. I don’t know! Nobody ever tells me stuff, they think I’m too innocent.

[dawnmilne]

andalasiasduke:

I suppose that’s one way to think about it. I know they all like my father the most but I must not be a bad part of their weird furry family if they like me too. Thank you, actually, that’s a comfort to think about. I can send for someone to bring them from Andalasia at a moment’s notice, so that works for me!

What kind of stuff do you do when you hang out with them? I’m so unprepared for this, oh my gosh, I don’t know how to hang out with a ferret yet. 

[dawnmilne]

After a breakup, would you rather move on first, or see your ex move on first?

Oh, my ex can move on first! I’ve got Brownie, I’ll be fine.

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

I am. Wow that’s awesome, who knew dogs could be such good matchmakers. Of course. Animals are everything wrapped into one honestly. They mare family, a best friends, a companion, literally everything. Smart thinking, man now having a bunny sounds like a lot of work. Right! Pasta is amazing. Hmmm interesting, I don’t think I’ve ever tried that before but what’s so wrong with it if I may ask?

When you find a fellow dog person, that’s an instant plus! Or whatever animal you like; your pets are like a part of you, someone being nice to them is really important. I just would hate for anything bad to happen to your bunny. I’d cry for like, six months straight if I ever let Brownie get hurt beyond repair. I just don’t like the taste, I guess. Or the consistency. Eggplants are weird! And people use them for naughty stuff, apparently. 

[outrageouslybritney]

[death-by-lulz]

Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

I’m totally up into the dating scene, it’s just no one has really been interested but all I can do is be myself as cheesy as it is and hopefully soon a guy will come along. But even if I were to meet him and be friends, I’m done for that too. I’m a total people person so I love chatting. Very true, I like the idea. Depending on the room size that would work real well. I was thinking a grated backyard that he could roam around in. It’s the same for talking on the land, at least it was for me growing up. Well sea wise, I love making my mom’s stir fry like I said, but land wise I love making any type of pasta dish, the recipes are endless with pasta. Plus I’m a sucker for a good pasta dish.

You are? I wasn’t even trying, but apparently my dog’s sort of a matchmaker because he helped get me a date for cotillion. And one that wasn’t even just him! Although he would have been a great date, too. A gated backyard’s a good idea, too, although be careful about birds swooping down and getting him! You’d have to make sure your rabbit had lots of shelter to protect him from predators, they can fly into backyards, too. There are so many types! I don’t like the pastas that use eggplants, though. I’m okay without ever eating eggplant.

[dawnmilne]

eveningstardubois:

Evangeline could admit that she might have been a little too excited for her parents to be coming to Auradon but she couldn’t help it when it had been months since she had last seen them. Between running around to help Ben set up for the alumni coming and trying to finish up with her finals for school, the young woman could admit she was exhausted, and she knew that having her parents around would be a big help with her relaxing. What she hadn’t been expecting was for them to bring along Louis, Mama Odie and her grandma Eudora, the grin on her face only expanding as she showed them around campus. She hadn’t been paying much attention as she led them to the grounds with all the booths and rides set up, walking backwards and bumping into someone along the way. “Oh! I’m so sorry! Guess momma was right ‘bout lookin’ where I was goin’.” Her accent always came out that much more around her family. “Where are my manners, lemme introduce you…”

“Oh gosh, you’re good!” Dawn reacted instantly, even though she’d let out a yelp of surprise at the contact and now Brownie was jumping upwards, his paws against his mother’s chest like he was protecting her from a pain she wasn’t even really feeling. “I’m just waiting for my parents and my twin to meet us here, but it’s a pleasure to meet you, um... Evangeline’s family,” Dawn added, patting her dog’s head rather than extending a hand to the strangers, hoping he’s trust that she was okay and calm down soon.

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

It’s a ‘I’ll think about it’ response. Fair enough? They really are cute. Yeah see I wouldn’t like putting them in a cage either. I would just find another way to make my rabbit be free without being locked up. I don’t think I could ever lock an animal up in any way honestly. There tends to be a separate language between the land and sea. I’m able to speak with aquatic fauna. So basically even in my human form I can communicate and understand with the aquatic/marine creatures under the sea. It’s a mermaid thing really. Yeah it’s awesome stuff. I love cooking and baking, more so since I’ve been on land. 

Totally fair! He’s been super busy lately anyway, he must be a more conscientious student than I am, so it’s probably not the best time to be setting him up anyway. I guess he could have his own bedroom that you shut him in so he doesn’t run away? It’s less like a cage at least! He’d just sort of be grounded all the time. But is that what you use to talk to your family? Or is talking to your family the same as talking on land? Neat! What’s your favorite recipe?

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

I don’t think I’ve ever met him but I’m sure he is both those things. There really are. I’ve always loved the idea of having a rabbit, they are such gentle animals. I would totally have one of them as pet. Oh it is, especially the way my mom makes it. Not really, it’s usually a under the seas type of thing. No it has the same name. My aunts make really good food too, so it’s like food heaven with our family reunions, because there’s so much of it and it’s all so good.

So... was that a ‘yes, put in a good word’ or a ‘Dawn, stay out of it!’ kind of response? You know, rabbits are definitely cute, but I’d feel weird keeping one in a cage since my friend Rabbit well -- lives out in the woods and loves his garden and his life out there. That’s cool, though! I guess your language is the same, too, though, or you got really good at English really fast. And I thought the cafeteria was food heaven! That sounds even better.

[dawnmilne]

@olivia-triton​:

It has it’s perks for sure. Maybe you will. Yeah that’s a good thing about having a big family, there’s usually always someone to hang out with and stuff, which is nice. I mean granted I had my sister but it was nice having a chunk of cousins to hang out with too. I wouldn’t mind having a land pet. I happen to enjoy dogs and cats mostly. But I’m a sucker for other animals as well. No it’s okay. In my house a favorite meal was sea daisy stir fry. That’s my mother’s favorite dish so she would always make a lot. Then when it came to family reunions all the aunts would make their family dishes so you’d get a taste of a lot different stuff which was cool.

Oh, I could set you up with my brother! Except -- that’s kind of meddling, so maybe I shouldn’t do it. But if you want to hang out with my brother, he’s totally cute and nice, I could help you out. There are all kinds of cool pets you could have! As much as I love Brownie, I’ve always wanted to get him a guinea pig, too. Really? That sounds delicious! Have you ever made it above the sea or is it an underwater only kind of thing? Like a pot luck? Does it have a different name under the sea or do you guys still use pots and want luck?

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

Yeah, but it makes for a fun family reunion I can tell you that. That’s pretty much the only time everyone actually sees everyone at one time. Very true. I know I couldn’t imagine my life without all the seas creatures I’m around at home. They are all so wonderful. Animals in general are quite awesome. It’s okay. I know people eat fish and crab and all that stuff. I have to say food from the land is amazing, there’s so many varieties to choose from. But of course I still miss some of the food from home, but it just makes going home more special I think, when you can have home cooked meals and such.

I’m definitely jealous of that! Maybe Sean or I will marry into a big family someday and then we’ll have all kinds of cousins and crazy uncles and wine mom aunts and stuff to hang out with, but for now our family’s pretty small and to ourself! Do you ever want to have any land pets, or are you happy just having your under the sea friends? I kind of just imagined you guys ate a lot of sushi under the sea, oops! Is that wrong?

[dawnmilne]

olivia-triton:

Pretty much yeah. I mean luckily whoever I bring home when the times comes, my family can meet them still. Although  it can be hard to win my family over sometimes, depending on who they are trying to win over usually. Yeah animals are funny that way. They can be a lot of work. I don’t eat crabs no. I would never eat them. Besides why would I want when I have the most amazing food on land. 

You have a super big one, I can imagine it would be really intimidating! They’re a lot of work, but as soon as you get them, animals become part of the family and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Like, my floofer is the best thing that ever happened to me, he’s worth every second of effort. I won’t say they taste good because I don’t want to offend you, but I like food from the land and the sea, all of it’s great.

[dawnmilne]

andalasiasduke:

I would think so! I have to admit I’ve never adopted an animal - all my furry friends are already mine courtesy of the enchanted woods in my kingdom - but I do know they think of themselves as a family. And fantastic! Shall we have the meet and greet on neutral ground or shall we come to you?

That’s so cool, though! If they didn’t like you and think you were great, they’d stay out in the woods and not want to come in and visit you, right? So you must be doing something really right, I’m sure whichever ones end up staying behind with you will be loved and very lucky. Neutral ground works! Somewhere on campus, unless it’s too much trouble to bring them in from Andalasia.

[dawnmilne]

Text 🍎Dawnlos

Carlos: I'm okay with melted chocolate, then it's just like fondue! I guess that's true, unless they're like Harry Potter jelly beans where you randomly get one that tastes like wax. Although the ones I really hate are the popcorn flavored ones.

Carlos: Dude likes catching sticks in the water too! But he forgets to breathe once he gets them in his mouth, like he's too scared he might drop them. That makes sense, that tail would be super dangerous vertically.

Dawn: But then you have to lick it out of the egg, and fight with the wrappers and you might accidentally eat part of it - you're better off leaving your chocolate inside, I promise! The weirdest one I've tasted is cinnamon, and buttered popcorn, no booger or grass ones! Actually there might be pepper, but still normal things you'd eat!

Dawn: Oh, no! I wish I knew a way to teach him to remember to breathe; maybe he and Brownie can play fetch together and he'll just learn from him?

[dawnmilne]

DARE: Spend the day handcuffed to the next person on your timeline.

That’s up to @cathinwonder if she wants to or not! I’m up for it, though.

truth or dare!

[dawnmilne]

cathinwonder:

Well, @dawnmilne, this is crazy, but isn’t impossible… So bring on the handcuffs!

Oh, uh, okay! Just making sure, though, you’re not allergic to dogs, right? Or going to like... hook up with my brother while you’re chained to me?

[dawnmilne]

TEXT 🐶 DAWNLOS

Dawn: um… yes!!! totally know that, but wouldn’t you want someone to be able to bring dude to watch you play? Or have somewhere to go with him when you go watch other people’s games?

Carlos: Why would I be in Sherwood Forest if I wasn’t playing tho? But I don’t know who would bring him, since Jay and Ben would both be playing too. And he’s not really crazy about car rides…although he’s not really crazy about being left behind either.

Dawn: You could be there to scope out the competition, we've done that for tennis before. And I could bring him! If I had to, I mean. But don't your other friends like Evie and Mal like him? They don't play tourney! Oh! I heard about these dog anxiety treats that help calm people down in the car, I've never gotten them before but maybe you could try them for dude?