#china1

[ufosigns]

NA 1? I'm glad to see some support for New Albany in Louisville.

[eatgr1]

Tofu and broccoli at #china1 #chinesefood #christmas (at 1 Chinese Food)

[danger-bear-chats]

So it's not actually a thing.

San Francisco: Do you like bitter melon (San Francisco uses the Chinese word for "bitter melon")?

China 1: What?

China 2: Did you say the Chinese word for "lucky melon"?

China 1: Oh, he meant "bitter melon".

Me: Ah, but do you also like lucky melon?

China 2: Yes.

Me: ...wait, what? Lucky melon is actually a thing?

China 2: Wait, no, lucky melon isn't real.

Me: ...