The Further Adventures of Troublemaker, the Chinchilla
Today, the Human that Feeds Us tried to teach us about selfies. I learned that the phone is very fun to nibble.
Star is slightly better at selfies, but only because she takes a while to wake up and get moving.
She hates waking up.
But I don’t mind, because she makes a good pillow. Lately we’ve been sleeping in this big cardboard thing Mom put in for us to play with. It has two tunnels and a couple holes to run through. And we get to rip it apart. Good fun!
This is Jordan Brill-Pickle, one of the neighbors. Mom lets us run around in their cage and play. So far things are awkward, but we politely sniff noses and run our separate ways.
We did manage one okay selfie.
Even if we did have to remind Mom she’s not the focus here.




















