I’m not quite as well read on the byzantines as I am about some other eras of Greek history but whenever I peek into what they were up to there’s a concerning amount of hands getting cut off and politics being decided through sports team riots.
There’s also a concerning amount of “Pfft the outsiders are clearly inferior to us. What makes you think they could ever cave our skulls in with a big stick?“
(INCREDIBLY LOUD BONK)
Ah yeah what ya got right there is another crusader infestation, yeah. Can’t fully get rid of ‘em ever since Alexios called up the pope for the first crusade. Yeah, once you let one in they don’t stop coming. Multiply like rabbits.
Not to worry, everyone! We will simply bribe the invaders to go away again!
*opens giant coin purse and only a fly comes out*
Hm. Okay we may have a problem after all.
OH MY GOD ITS THE BUBONIC PLAGUE BACK AGAIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Crusaders: Okay, we helped overthrow the previous Basileus, so where's our pay
New Basileus (seeing moth fly out of money bag): You're being paid in experience
Truly, they were a continuation of Rome, cause that's the only explanation for how they survived as long as they did
I think that somebody must’ve wished for the empire to last for a thousand more years and the being that heard them giggled and went okay you got it but remember that you didn’t wish for a thousand years of prosperity






















