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Sam(uel) | He/him | Anime + Shitty Humor I get really emotionally attached to people who don't exist.

[gubdma]

[retrogamingblog2]

[turt1edove-deactivated20260108]

rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags !

[turt1edove-deactivated20260108]

to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[justdailyreads]

[reallyreallife]

[cataradical]

it wa

was a graveyar

graveyard smash

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[brbgensokyo]

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

[captain-sili]

[dragongrowlings]

Get back up on your hill, Zeus

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

imagine how much better society would be if the emoji keyboard looked like this

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

[nitrogen]

I care way too much and I just get hurt I’m so tired

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

sometimes life is just, so beautiful. art in motion. today while riding the bus i saw a randomized license plate that happened to say “CAAR” and i cried real tears

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

I drive past a green truck with the plate GRN TRUK every day and it makes me smile because, yeah man, it fucking is

[bellygangstaboo]

the tea is scalding

[scottandhiskind]

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

[onlytwitterpics]

[memecollection]

[robogiggles]

[pacificrim-archive]

lesbians: musterd

gays: ketchupe 

[dat-soldier]

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Nobody said the gays were smart

[annavonsyfert]

no nerds

[annavonsyfert]

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad