Mario: Booby trap? Sure,-
SMG4: -I would easily fall-
Meggy: -into a trap-
Bob: -if I saw boobs.
Luigi: Despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response.
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Lydia: It's funny 'cause we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie!
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(back when Toad first came back to the Mushroom Kingdom)
Toad: How many kids do you have exactly?
Mario: You mean biologically, legally or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Abyssal, showing up in Valon for Reasons: Hey guys.
Rocksteady: ABSOL!
Abyssal: Not what I'm called. (also how do you almost know what I'm called?)
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Whimpu: I am not a Former Gifted Student, I am still gifted.
Whimpu: Put me in fourth grade and I'll kick their asses just like I did last time.
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like half the admins: RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
Vitality and Antivirus: DO NOT
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Black Doom: It is Pride Month, Doctor. You know what that means.
Dr. Splicer: Huh
Splicer: What
Black Doom: *floats away smugly without elaborating*
Splicer: Do you want us to make like
Splicer: Gay Pokemon?
Splicer: What?
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Andrew, back when Tulip and Archie were kids (and Archie hadn't started drinking the Rich Fuck Koolaid yet): I have one intelligent child who is designing a parachute and, putting this as politely as I can, I have another child willing to try the parachute.
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Elanore: Am I going too far?
Vee: Nonono. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Sig: They call me the bug whisperer. Because I whisper to bugs.
Sig: The bugs don't understand what I'm saying.
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Tulip: This was a Stupid idea!
SMG10: This was your idea!
Tulip: AND I'M VERY STUPID! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT!
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(after Outgunned's ending)
Tune: Y'know, I bet our pa's actually really proud of what we've accomplished. I just know he's lookin' up at us and smilin' right now.
Jazz: Up?
Chip: Oh, yeah, he's in Hell for sure.
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Crash: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Antivirus: SCHRODINGER'S BOYS.
Ping: Fuck!
Download: [What about cacking open a cold milkshake?]
Cursor, while walking past: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Cursor: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Everyone else in the room: ...
Cursor: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether the boys are back in town. *continues on as if nothing happened, leaving everyone else still completely shellshocked*