It will probably still take a while until I get vaccinated. Because there are people who need the vaccine much more urgently that I do, and so - of course - they should get the shots first. But, seriously, I want that chip! I got from reputable sources (you knoooowww... from the internet. It gotta be true when it’s on the internet. How else would it end up there? It’s not like everyone can just put everything up to the web. And you know even more that it is true when it was deleted from the internet! Because THEY (tm) don’t want you to know, so THEY (tm) delete it. And the video was deleted. Knowledge is power. That’s why it gets deleted by THEM (tm). You know it’s true when it gets deleted. It’s that simple)... So... I saw in a video - which now is deleted - that the Covid-vaccine-chip is not only compatible with the XBox series X (and also the series “S”, after the next update) but will give chipped gamers some serious advantages. Also, it will give them 5G. And that even without a smartphone. And I want that.
So... where do I get that frigging chip from? I need it. I messaged Microsoft about it (true story! They didn’t respond though. One more proof that this is true what I heard. Like... They didn’t even deny it! How much more obvious can it get?) because, I OUGHT to have that chip. I am #teammicrosoft ! I’ve been a Microsoft Windows user since Windows 3.11. Before that, I worked with Microsoft DOS. Then later, I used Windows95, Windows97, Windows Me, Windows Vista (heck, this alone should get me not only the chip but also some other kind of compensation, as well), Windows 7, Windows 8, and now Windows 10. I had an XBox 360 (still have it), an XBox One (still have it), and I was one of the first people to get an XBox Series X (because I pre-ordered it last fucking summer at GameStop). So... it SHOULD be possible to get this goddamn chip even without the vaccine, right? Microsoft has a moral obligation to give me the chip. I want that chip. Chip me, Bill. You know, you have to!