Okay, I've posted the flags, and that "fire" is gone. There's nothing here to stop me. So, maybe this time, I can...
CHIPPER.
Oh no... He's back!
YOU THOUGHT THIS YEAR WOULD BE DIFFERENT? HA! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! DON'T YOU REMEMBER? ONCE YOU GO INTO THE VOID OF OBSCURITY...
YOU CAN'T GET OUT!
NO! You can't do this to me again! You're a millionaire, you don't need to torture me! Let GO!
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY, SCOTT CAWTHON! RUE ITTTTTTTTTTtttttttt...!
*THUD!*
THERE HE GOES... AGAIN. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY HE THINKS THIS IS GOING TO WORK... ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU, THE FOLLOWERS OF THIS BLOG, CLEARLY DON'T WANT HIM TO BE FREE!
AFTER ALL… WET WOOD DRAWS MORE ATTENTION THAN DRY, WHAT WITH ALL THAT SMOKE.
WELL, I SHOULD GO AND MAKE THE LORE EVEN WORSE. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!