#chitterskit

[agentlament]

“You say you are not a horse? Are you sure? I used to think I was a mouse, but I’m actually a rat.” ~ @chitterskit

Hey, at least mouses and rats look alike, horses and people don't. It's easy to confuse a mouse and a rat while I don't walk around on all fours and eat hay?

Wait, how did you even confuse your own species?

[chitterskit]

Chitterskit scurried about the main lobby and into the elevator. She pressed all the buttons and shifted from foot to foot excitedly. The HPCC receptionist sighed with endearment. “There she goes again…”

[leaporter]

“Is it possible that having blonde hair is what makes people sad?” ~ @chitterskit

DEFINITELY.. maybe the less melanin you have, the less mental fortitude or something

[earth-b0y]

“Hello! Are you folks like Hazel Paranormal Containment and Care? Or are you guys different? I mean, we’re in a different universe, but other than that!” ~From @Chitterskit

Hiya! I would say we're quite similar! I think that your HPCC is a friendlier face than our SCP Foundation, but my work has been bringing us closer to what you might be familiar with =)

[leaporter]

“Next question if it’s okay! What is something you like about your job and why? And what is something you wish you could change about it?” ~From @chitterskit

I like my coworkers! My supervisor is incredibly kind and the other idiot is okay too! Even beyond our department (the real one, not the "confessions department" lmao) many of my colleagues feel like a second family to me and I really value that. I don't think I'd get through hard times without them.

I've also had the opportunity to interact with anomalies I've really been interested in eversince I got clearance to know of them. And it's been really fun and educational!

I'd change the amount of death that we have to face here. For every normal or fun day, there's one where horrible things happen. And this line of work means we just have to bear it and carry on most of the time.

If I could, I'd do whatever it takes so nobody here has to regard that as a normal part of the Foundation.

I'm getting too serious here so.. I'd make it so that we all get more pizza days!

[leaporter]

“What are five things you like about yourself and why?” ~ From @chitterskit

Uhhhh oh god that's actually a pretty hard one

I like that I try to be kind I guess but I can't articulate the why...

like that I'm mostly reliable to my superiors and that I carry through with my plans (for better or for worse) That lead me to become a scientist and that's pretty neat. I'm decent at my job I think!

I think my eyes are pretty if that counts

Huh idk I like my humor. Is that 5??

[earth-b0y]

“What are five nice things about you that you like?” ~ From @chitterskit

Aw, hello! I like that I'm smart, and I like that I'm creative; I've improved the quality of life for the anomalies under our care, and I come up with lots of fun games to play, and I like that I like to talk to people!

[chitterskit]

“I overheard Monty’s guard friend saying that I don’t pay rent and they’ll be sending me to the circus! I need a job! Quick!”