chivalry charade » muffy & alex
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Alex ran a hand through his gelled hair, making sure it was sticking up in all the right places. With a last look in the mirror to admire his white shirt and dark jean combination, he grabbed a jacket and headed out the door. He had a date with a hot blonde he’d met on some dating app, and he had to get it just right if he was hoping to score by the end of the night.
Step one, the venue. He was meeting her at Oakwood Restaurant, a great place for a first date. It looked fancy, but the food was affordable so he didn’t have to break the bank for every girl he took here.
Step two, the appearance. His shirt sleeves were pushed up to his elbows in a careless way that showed off his toned forearms, with the top few buttons undone. His face was freshly shaved with just a hint of aftershave. Nothing more off-putting than being choked out by a cloud of fragrance.
Step three, the charm. He arrived right on time and waited for her outside, the image of a perfect gentleman. When she arrived some minutes later, he recognised her instantly from her photos. Thankfully, she was just as hot as her profile had promised.
“Are you Muffy?” he asked. “You look stunning.”










