#chloepls

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chloe: you cant bring tea back to australia because the customs will think its weed

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*in japan*

chloe: i feel like...you're gyaru

elise: what the fuck

THIS IS A GYARU

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*as chloe and elise are about to exit coles, a little girl aged 5-6 runs past us to her mum in front of the sliding doors. she looks back at chloe and spreads the legs of her barbie doll to show the barbies underwear. she waves it around in front of chloes face and chloe just watches her.*

the girl: UNDIESSSSSS!

chloe: i'm good today and how are you

elise: what hte fuck

elise: do you know what she just said

elise: she just fucking chanted undies to you with the barbie

chloe: wtf i thought she said hi how're you

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elise: she's in year 10

chloe: oh...

chloe: well...

chloe: you know what they say...

chloe: the ripe ones are the juiciest

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*elise typing*

chlloe: is that a cricket

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chloe: what's his name?

chloe: jin akanashi?

chloe: oh wait

chloe: lucas takahashi

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chloe: i can't find my butter menthol so i'm just gonna settle on gum

chloe: bum soothes my throat.