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Everyone’s always talking about how racist I am but I promise you, if I trap you in room with a stinky Indian you’d be racist too. You know thats fucking true.

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Guess who fell flat onto their face today while hiking.

Had to get 3 stitches at Sutherland hospital lmao.

The plan was to go camping for 3 days and 2 nights at royal national park with Alex bec and max but I fell in the first hour and ruined it.

My mum came to hospital and freaked out/ laughed/ freaked out when she saw me hahah But yeah they were so nice, I started bleeding like there’s no tmr when I fell and we all had to trek back to the campsite and max had to carry my hiking pack which was heavy AF with tents and everything and even he didn’t trip :’(

It hurt so bad. Stitches are killing Omg. And then after I got stitched up they all went back to camping. Alex’s dad works as a psychiatrist in sutho hospital :O

But yeah my first reaction when I fell was laugh and Max and bec were like WTF YOURE BLEEDING LIKE A VAMPIRE WHY ARE U NOT CRYING

but yeah it hurts to laugh and talk right now. I can’t even eat without sucking through a straw. Surprisingly I didn’t cry LOOOL I can’t cry over physical pain haha. Even when the anaesthetic hurt like fuck when he was stitching me up.

I think my natural reaction = laugh. Pissed my mum off cos she was like WHAT DID I SAY I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHY U CLUMSY. But then she feels for me in the end haha

Sheena: omg yes shop with me

Emily: YEH

Sheena: forever 22!!

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*chick comes into media class late and realises there's one chair left, facing the rest of the class and next to the teacher*

girl: sorry can you move? I don't want to sit next to the tutor and have people staring at me. that's embarrassing.

Elise: I know the feels

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elisepls: an essay

*first week of my media class- I walk in. Make friends with the person sitting next to me, all is good and we're basically friends now*

*second week- I walk in. some shit took my seat. that's okay...I'll just sit next to this other girl. We talk, we're friends, it's cool.*

*third week- I walk in. The tables are all rearranged into a box formation. Fuck. Where do I sit. I look at this chick who I have never seen before in class and take a seat next to her.*

*when i sit down i notice everyone is looking at me. wtf?*

person next to me: Okay can we start class now?

me: wat

*i look to the person next to me. it's the fucking tutor.

I sat next to my fucking tutor.

I couldn't recognise my tutor.

I sat next to my tutor...on her fucking table.

ON HER FUCKING TABLE.

...and I'm the only one who has to turn around to look at the projector.*

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pinyan: i thought korea was an island

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